I believe that tied over a barrel which was then thrown overboard when all the crew have finished is the traditional method of fucking like a pirate.
For extra authenticity I may wander down to the river board a boat to do my fucking on. This would be actual piracy. Any-one care to beat that? (If any-one wants to point out getting on some-one else's boat from the bank is "theft" or "trespass" : I am willing to board from a kayak)
I was merely considering it I've now upgraded to "seriously considering"
There are plenty of boats moored by the river. I've seen kids messing around on them / breaking into them before ... Actually boarding from a kayak could be tricky though. My access to K1's is limited and I don't think I know any lass's that can paddle.
My biggest concern is thats it's going to be cold and wet. This is more than made up for by the fun that could be had explaining to the nice police officer what we are doing and why we are doing it.
Oooooh! Should I be a bawdy wench, a captive damsel tied to the mast, or a young, hapless cross-dressing ensign made to kiss the gunner's daughter by the bosun, who lives in terror that her secret will be revealed? Decisions, decisions...
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Date: 2007-11-08 01:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-08 01:45 pm (UTC)Sorry, that was me falling over...
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Date: 2007-11-08 01:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-08 02:56 pm (UTC)Otherwise - what's different from usual?
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Date: 2007-11-08 02:31 pm (UTC)For extra authenticity I may wander down to the river board a boat to do my fucking on. This would be actual piracy. Any-one care to beat that?
(If any-one wants to point out getting on some-one else's boat from the bank is "theft" or "trespass" : I am willing to board from a kayak)
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Date: 2007-11-08 03:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-08 04:53 pm (UTC)I've now upgraded to "seriously considering"
There are plenty of boats moored by the river. I've seen kids messing around on them / breaking into them before ...
Actually boarding from a kayak could be tricky though. My access to K1's is limited and I don't think I know any lass's that can paddle.
My biggest concern is thats it's going to be cold and wet.
This is more than made up for by the fun that could be had explaining to the nice police officer what we are doing and why we are doing it.
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Date: 2007-11-08 02:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-08 02:45 pm (UTC)Floating pronoun alert!
Date: 2007-11-08 02:46 pm (UTC)Find out on next week's thrilling installment of... Danger Girl!
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Date: 2007-11-08 02:48 pm (UTC)Oh no, wait, that's "fuck like a naval officer" day. Excuse me, I got overexcited for a moment there.
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Date: 2007-11-08 05:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-08 05:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-08 05:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-09 04:41 pm (UTC)I too share memories playing cards with Tom Bratcher and slating "the Gnome" for his wonderful choice in computers.
These days i'm Benjy! but back then i was just Ben... Hello.
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Date: 2007-11-09 04:55 pm (UTC)You might therefore also be interested to know of
(Also, we might want to take this conversation off Denny's unrelated LJ post if it carries on much longer :-)