Write me a personal ad
Aug. 18th, 2003 04:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dennyI'm reviving an old meme, because it has potential to be quite entertaining:
Write an ad for me to put in a personals column. Anything goes... amusing, serious, rude, whatever you like :)
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Date: 2003-08-18 08:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2003-08-18 08:37 am (UTC)Um.... let me see.... *thinks*
'Sleek feline feminine male seeks adoring intelligent playmate, gender unimportant, sex VERY important. Form a queue.'
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Date: 2003-08-18 11:41 am (UTC)*brainfoom*
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Date: 2003-08-18 10:16 am (UTC)Sorry I killed your meme :( but it still stands.
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Date: 2003-08-18 11:00 am (UTC)And thankyou :)
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Date: 2003-08-18 08:20 am (UTC)Attractive man with more joints than strictly necessary needs flexible partner to be accommodating.
*cough*.
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Date: 2003-08-18 09:21 am (UTC)I hear that Magnatec™ stuff is fantastic if you have piercings.....
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Date: 2003-08-18 09:33 am (UTC)*visions of applicants dressed only in a light coating of Castrol GTX*
*envy* :)