Write me a personal ad

[denny]

I'm reviving an old meme, because it has potential to be quite entertaining:

Write an ad for me to put in a personals column. Anything goes... amusing, serious, rude, whatever you like  :)

Comments

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

denny as catgrrl ...?

*brainfoom*

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

*mental note*

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

eeeep ;)