Write me a personal ad

[denny]

I'm reviving an old meme, because it has potential to be quite entertaining:

Write an ad for me to put in a personals column. Anything goes... amusing, serious, rude, whatever you like  :)

Comments

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Are you saying I'm bent? :-P

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Only if it gets me anywhere.. ;)