Longish survey

[denny]

Do you like having your picture taken?
*shrug*

If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?
Sydney. I want to see whether I'd like to live there.

Have you ever done crossword puzzles?
Yes. Not often recently.

Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it:
"In the future, the trend of 'personal services' will continue until busy people are handling almost none of their routine bodily functions themselves."  (The Dilbert Future, Scott Adams)

Do the same with a lyric from either a cd or the radio:
"Doom, de-doom de-doom doom".
Well, not really, but this track doesn't have lyrics, so that's the main melody line as sung by Gir  ;)

Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams?
Nope.

Can you sing?
More or less.

Do you ever sing to yourself while doing everyday tasks?
Not usually. Occasionally I burst into bits of Christmas carols in the middle of summer. I'm not sure why. I don't do it in winter though.

What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Erm, pink, I suppose.

Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone on line?
Yes, to both.

Is your vcr flashing 12:00 all the time?
No.

Do you read your horoscope?
No.

Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
I prefer mouthwash to freshen my breath. Gum is useful to occupy your mouth. Anyone who's done speed or pills will know about that.

How many times a year about are you sick?
About 50% of the time, physically. Mentally, I'm not sure actually. About 25% of the time maybe.

Ever been in an airplane?
Twice. As co-pilot.

What radio station do you listen to most?
Can't stand the radio. I'd rather sit in silence.

Do you know how to play dominoes?
I think so.

What color are your eyes?
Usually green. Occasionally grey if I'm in a really foul mood, and sometimes they pick up blue if I'm wearing it. Which is pretty much never.

How many surveys have you filled out this lifetime?
That many (12, apparently)

Name one person your life is made better by:
One? That seems a little unfair. All my friends make my life better. The first name to spring to mind is gothslut, but it's by no means the last.

Can you do math with ease?
I can't even do arithmetic with what I'd call 'ease' any more. I'm quite upset about that actually. Serious evidence of atrophying faculties.

Are you a vegetarian?
No. Absolutely not. Almost the opposite, in fact.

How about an aspiring actor/actress:
Yes please, I'll have that blonde girl from Human Traffic.

Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors?
Oh dear. 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit', 'Convoy', and to vaguely restore some credibility, 'The Princess Bride'. Also most early Red Dwarf, but that's not a movie.

Name one of your passions in life.
Sex.

What's your least favorite time of day?
4am through 12noon.

What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?
Black, with a white strobe running at a fairly high speed.

Ever listen to classical music?
Rarely.

Have you ever said 'lol' in real life without thinking about it?
No.

What is the best present you've ever given someone else?
No idea.

What is the best present someone else has ever given to you?
Again, no idea. I don't grade them.

Do you wear a watch?
No.

Write one sentence stating what you want people to say about you after you've passed on
"I'm glad I knew him"

Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it.
Soviet Russia before the collapse. I'd use it to blow up America before they get any more annoying.

Oh.  ;)

Teleportation. Teleport.

Name something you've done in the last 24 hours no matter how big or small:
Physically hurt someone, with good intentions.

Do you wear necklaces, bracelets, anklets, earrings, rings?
Navel jewellery, earrings. Occasionally a bracelet, when I need it.

What's on your computer desk?
Pile of CDs (data). Pile of CDs (music). Notes for some code I was hacking on months ago. Digicam. Little yellow bloke from darklightimages. Screen wipes. Spare DIMMs. Recharge pins from my juggling balls. Badge reading "Help. I'm online and cannot get off."

When you're talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words?
Occasionally.

Do you think you're pretty?
Sometimes.

What's in your fridge right now?
Mayo. Fanta (mine). Coke (guests). Pasta (out of date). Cheese sauce (likewise).

How many people do you live with?
Just me.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done?
The mind boggles.

Name an instrument you've never played but would like to.
Saxophone.

Have you ever been on TV or the radio?
Yep, both.

What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you?
No idea. Probably different things for different people.

Are you a fast typer?
Isn't that 'typist'? Anyway, yes, I think so. About 80wpm corrected, last time I checked.

Describe how you sleep:
Enthusiastically and often.

Have you ever read a book and not understood it? If so which one?
Not that I recall. I've read some pretty pointless ones though.

Do people pick up your slang language more than you pick up theirs?
No.

Have you ever bought anything just because it was a fad?
Yes.

What would you like to do with your life?
Enjoy it.

Do you bite your nails?
No.

Tell me about your dream last night.
No recall whatsoever. Rarely do.

Are people's perceptions of you usually correct?
Probably.

When they start sending rockets to the moon for us civilians, will you be on the list to go?
If I can afford it, god yes.

Have you ever written anything on your skin?
Yes. With pen or blade? Pen, all sorts of shit. Blade, 'NOT REAL' on my inner forearms.

What color are most of your clothes?
Black.

Are things as bad as they seem?
Generally. Sometimes worse.

Do you like to look people in the eye?
No. Until recently I had a real problem with it. Now it's not so bad, but I still tend not to unless I conciously make an effort.

Comments

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

How about an aspiring actor/actress:
Yes please, I'll have that blonde girl from Human Traffic.

Scary! Everyone used to say my ex looked like the blonde girl from Human Traffic.