Random IRC moment...

[denny]

[|] THE NEXT CHILD WHO COMES TO MY DOOR ASKING TO SELL ME COOKIES IS GOING TO BE DRUG I AND TORTURED TO DEATH AND THEN FED TO MY DOG.
[Denny] |: don't drug them if you're feeding them to the dog
[Krissy] don't answer the door :(
[Krissy] cut a hole in your door, put a lens in the hole, and use it to check who's there
[MightyQuinn] And cut a slightly larger hole beneath that one
[MightyQuinn] A hole just large enough for a pistol barrel
[|] How about I just put a sign on my door that says "Anyone who is thinking about knocking on my door...YOU WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH".
[MightyQuinn] Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... I've got that sign
[Krissy] write it in blood
[|] I will.
[|] In the blood of there first born.
[MightyQuinn] I was too lazy to go for the blood of their first born.
[MightyQuinn] I took their third born
[MightyQuinn] The first born could've fought back
[MightyQuinn] The third born was all scrawny
[MightyQuinn] And I was tired