I accidentally in your base

The good news is, my Nokia N810 was delivered today. Whee, shiny thing!!

The bad news is, I may have to kill myself in reaction to the Instructions For The Slow Of Thinking.

For example:

Switch the device on or off
To switch the device on or off,
press and hold the power key.

Gee thanks mister, I ain't done seen none of this here electrickery before.