It's a survey. Enjoy...

[denny]

~* General *~

Age: 29.
Gender: Male.
Sexual Preference: Lots.
What one thing would you most like to be doing right now? See above.
Can you drive? Yes. And ride a motorbike.
Favourite Animal: My snake.
When was the last time you were in hospital? What for? October 2001. I crashed my motorbike and had to get my shoulder X-rayed.
Tell me a secret: No.

~* Sex and love *~

Are you or have you ever been in love? Yes, yes.
Have you ever had sex? (explain if necessary) If not, is that by choice? Yes.
Is sex better when you're in love? It's different.
What's your sexual fetish? Far too many to list. High heels are top of the list though.
Where is the weirdest place you've "done it" (location, not body cavity): On the bonnet of my car, at the roadside.
Is kissing better with or without tongue? With, usually. As long as it's done with a degree of subtlety.
Where is the best spot to kiss you? Stomach, with intent to drift downwards  :)
Ever gone down on someone? Yes.
Most embarrassing/disturbing sexual moment: Maybe the girl who said "Don't you want to know how old I am then?" immediately afterwards (she was 17).
Do you regret losing your virginity? (in general or to that person): Not really. I didn't care about her much, but no-one got hurt so it could have been worse. I wish it had been the girl I dated before her, who I cared about much more.
Does/did taking the sex section of a survey annoy you because it rubs your virgin status in your face or assumes you aren't one? No.

~* Friendship *~

Who is your best friend? darklightimages
What one word best describes your friends? Individuals.
Would you die for them? Some of them.
Would they die for you? I hope not. I value almost all of them more highly than myself.
Are they mostly online or offline friends? Real life friends who are also online to various degrees.
What's the best thing a friend's ever done for you? darklightimages probably saved my life last year.
How loyal to your friends are you? I'd like to say 'very', but I'm not sure it's true.
What's the worst thing a friend's ever done to you? Nothing I want to dig up at this point.

~* Mental Health *~

Any mental disorders? (official or self diagnosed): Diagnosed with depression. Not telling what else I've figured out for myself  :)
Are you crazy? Not particularly.
Have you ever felt so *wrong* that you just want to do something illogical to yourself to try and feel ok again? Never seems illogical at the time.
Do you ever find yourself crying, but you don't know why? Yes.

~* Body Image *~

Your general opinion on your body: Skinny.
How does it stand up to everyone elses opinion of your body? Probably the same. Ask them...
Any eating disorders? If I don't eat plenty of chocolate every day, I get headaches and feel tired. Mild sugar dependency, probably.
Best feature: Hair.
Worst feature: Ribs.
Would you ever get cosmetic surgery? (ignoring expense): Nothing serious I want done. Does removal of all body hair count?

~* Entertainment *~

Is the book always better than the film? Almost always. The original format is always best (e.g. Hitch-hikers is best as a radio series, not book or TV series).
How do you entertain yourself? Spodding, reading.
Favourite fictional character: Me.
Ever gotten a crush on a fictional character, even though you know they're not real? No.
Where do you waste most of your time online? Email, then lj.

~* Food *~

Favourite food: Chocolate.
Do you eat meat? Yes.
What food do you most crave right now? Human female  ;)
Favourite flavour of ice cream: Berry or cherry ones with bits in.
Best place to eat: Bed.
Most disliked food: Nuts.
Alcoholic beverage of choice: Lime Bacardi Breezer.

~* Clothes *~

Favourite item of clothing: Leather trousers, maybe.
General description of your style: Casual, bordering on scruffy.
Colours you can't stand to wear: Colours. Black good, white acceptable. Anything else generally bad.
Any piercings? Any other accessories you always wear? Ears, navel. Nothing except whatever jewellery is in them.
Favourite shoes: Boots. Not New Rocks, but similar style.

~* Morals *~

Do you litter? No.
Is stealing wrong? Yes. But I've done it in the past, and might do again, if I feel like it.
Ever killed an animal? Nothing significant.
Would you cheat on your bf/gf? No. Been there, done that, no desire to do it ever again.
Would you buy alcohol/cigarettes for a minor? Alcohol, possibly. If I knew them and believed they were mature enough to have it. Cigarettes, no, because I have a personal hatred of them.
Can you cross the street when it says "Don't walk"? No, because it doesn't say that in this country. I do cross without bothering to activate lights quite often.
Ever been convicted of a crime? Yes. Various traffic-related things.
Ever hit someone you love? Did you regret it later? No, and yes. But not any more.
Would you kill someone if you though they deserved it? Probably not, other than in the heat of the moment.

Comments

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

Where is the weirdest place you've "done it" (location, not body cavity): On the bonnet of my car, at the roadside.
That's weird?
Oh, I suppose it is, isn't it. ~s~ Anyway, thud, as expected.

How loyal to your friends are you? I'd like to say 'very', but I'm not sure it's true.
Doesn't have to be a generalised statement; you know at least one of them is.

General description of your style: Casual, bordering on scruffy.
Nonsense. (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=dennyd&itemid=36427&thread=103755#t103755)

~kiss~

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[dennyd.livejournal.com]

> How loyal to your friends are you? I'd like to say 'very', but I'm not sure it's true.
Doesn't have to be a generalised statement; you know at least one of them is.

It's asking about my loyalty to them, rather than their loyalty to me, which is what you seem to be referrring to?

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

~blinks~ Do you know, I think I even misread that when *I* was answering it?

Heh. That says so painfully much about my subconscious.

Sorry. ~s~

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