...I think this one is pretty safe:

I'd love to know the exact force required to break a piece of metal the thickness of this fork:

This one obviously didn't take quite as much of the impact, opting for a rather charming banana theme instead of the outright snap:

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Date: 2003-09-01 12:48 pm (UTC)And you complained about your fat when I saw you too.. biggest load of bollocks this side of christmas.
I expect you will have to exercise gently to get used to moving around as much as you used to, but that's only to be expected.
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Date: 2003-09-01 12:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-09-01 12:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-09-01 12:58 pm (UTC)Naughty! He remained clothed (mostly) throughout my short visit.. sadly ;)