Impurity test...

[denny]

Under the cut are a list of 'purity test' questions, along with an amount of points you score for each one. The higher your score, the more impure you are.

I got 278. If anyone I know gets less than 200 I'll be surprised  :)


Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1 point)
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
Ever been drunk? (2 points)
Ever play drinking games? (2 points)
Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person (1 point)
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points)
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried)
Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points)
bonus: at least 4 times a week (4 points)
Ever bought soft drugs? (4 points)
Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
Ever used barbiturates? (8 points)
Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points)
Ever used narcotics? (10 points)
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
Ever been on a date? (2 points)
Ever been felt up, groped? (2 points)
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points)
bonus: on 1st date? (2 points)
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points)
Ever paid for sex? (8 points)
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points)
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points)
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)
Ever contract an STD? (12 points)
Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points)
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points)
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
Ever used sex toys? (6 points)
Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? (4 points)
Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points)
Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points)
Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball (1 point), toes (2 points), ears (1 point)?
Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points)
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
Ever been arrested? (8 points)
bonus: If convicted (7 points)

SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell

(taken from sanjibabes' journal)

Comments

[mhw.livejournal.com]

I'm getting really perplexed, because I seem to have done most things on the list and yet my score's just over the 200 barrier, and some of you are much higher than that. The smart thing for me to do would be to calculate the maximum score and then subtract points for what I don't have, but my brain won't let me do arithmetic today. SOmeone subtract for me?

The ones I *haven't done are:
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
bonus: If convicted (7 points)

And some of those are 'technical nos' - I don't think I ever sold drugs for money, but I may have swapped them for pizza :) And, um, I might possibly be able to claim the 20-pointer, but... well... only one of them, and it's a tiny minor kinklet.