Impurity test...
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dennyUnder the cut are a list of 'purity test' questions, along with an amount of points you score for each one. The higher your score, the more impure you are.
I got 278. If anyone I know gets less than 200 I'll be surprised :)
Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1 point)
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
Ever been drunk? (2 points)
Ever play drinking games? (2 points)
Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person (1 point)
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points)
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried)
Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points)
bonus: at least 4 times a week (4 points)
Ever bought soft drugs? (4 points)
Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
Ever used barbiturates? (8 points)
Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points)
Ever used narcotics? (10 points)
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
Ever been on a date? (2 points)
Ever been felt up, groped? (2 points)
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points)
bonus: on 1st date? (2 points)
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points)
Ever paid for sex? (8 points)
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points)
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points)
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)
Ever contract an STD? (12 points)
Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points)
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points)
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
Ever used sex toys? (6 points)
Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? (4 points)
Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points)
Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points)
Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball (1 point), toes (2 points), ears (1 point)?
Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points)
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
Ever been arrested? (8 points)
bonus: If convicted (7 points)
SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell
(taken from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sanjibabes' journal)
I got 278. If anyone I know gets less than 200 I'll be surprised :)
Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1 point)
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
Ever been drunk? (2 points)
Ever play drinking games? (2 points)
Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person (1 point)
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points)
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried)
Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points)
bonus: at least 4 times a week (4 points)
Ever bought soft drugs? (4 points)
Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
Ever used barbiturates? (8 points)
Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points)
Ever used narcotics? (10 points)
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
Ever been on a date? (2 points)
Ever been felt up, groped? (2 points)
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points)
bonus: on 1st date? (2 points)
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points)
Ever paid for sex? (8 points)
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points)
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points)
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)
Ever contract an STD? (12 points)
Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points)
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points)
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
Ever used sex toys? (6 points)
Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? (4 points)
Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points)
Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points)
Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball (1 point), toes (2 points), ears (1 point)?
Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points)
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
Ever been arrested? (8 points)
bonus: If convicted (7 points)
SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell
(taken from
sanjibabes' journal)
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Date: 2003-01-23 06:32 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 06:39 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 06:40 am (UTC)Um, you do know me, right?
'Cause, guess what I got. Go on, just guess. ~s~
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Date: 2003-01-23 06:41 am (UTC)I did forget your angelic self when I was writing that bit, yes :)
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Date: 2003-01-23 06:42 am (UTC)E.
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(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 06:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 06:45 am (UTC)Your innocent little princess got 38.
So there.
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Date: 2003-01-23 06:58 am (UTC)I wonder what you'd put in an emergency perv-aid package, to drop over sub-deviant households to help them raise their score? ;)
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Date: 2003-01-23 06:59 am (UTC)I keep *telling* everyone...
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Date: 2003-01-23 07:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 07:16 am (UTC)172.
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Date: 2003-01-23 07:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 07:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 07:31 am (UTC)i want a higher score. we need a different test *snickers*
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Date: 2003-01-23 07:31 am (UTC)Damn. I'm impressed...
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Date: 2003-01-23 07:37 am (UTC)Gotta try harder :)
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Date: 2003-01-23 08:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 08:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 08:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 08:22 am (UTC)Although I suppose one could stretch a point if having a vampire thing counts as necrophilia...
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Date: 2003-01-23 08:22 am (UTC)*contemplates helping
(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 08:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 08:29 am (UTC)I'd also say the vampire thing might count, although I'm not sure on that one as (afaik) there aren't actually any such thing as vampires. I read the question as 'Does the fantasy of ... turn you on?' though, so I'd say it counts.
Oops, and I've been convicted since the last time I did a purity test, so I need to add 7 to my score.
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Date: 2003-01-23 08:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 08:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 08:38 am (UTC)Munchfightdropswallowflickwankfuckfeltch-ow!
Date: 2003-01-23 08:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 08:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 09:12 am (UTC)I guess. In that case, if I count being detained for the being arrested points, non-financial forms of payment for sex, non-penetrative sex without contraception, and assume a reasonable likelyhood of my coil having aborted an embryo that had been fertalised, vampire thing as necrophilia, picking up drugs for friends as selling them, then I can increase my score to 269.
Oh, and possibly I can get an extra 8 points for barbiturates, as I *may* have had them in hospital, but I don't remember doing so.
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Date: 2003-01-23 09:24 am (UTC)109
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Date: 2003-01-23 10:04 am (UTC)But - 231. 251 if we're counting technicalities. But I was a different person back then. I still keep the chrysalis in a cupboard somewhere...
And, *Looking pointedly at
*Hugs* Ooohhhh. *Thinks*
*Stretches his arms wide, smiles, and DANCES,dammit.*
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Date: 2003-01-23 10:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 10:28 am (UTC)The ones I *haven't done are:
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
bonus: If convicted (7 points)
And some of those are 'technical nos' - I don't think I ever sold drugs for money, but I may have swapped them for pizza :) And, um, I might possibly be able to claim the 20-pointer, but... well... only one of them, and it's a tiny minor kinklet.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 12:33 pm (UTC)Yes, but only because they made a joke - not because of their disability.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 01:05 pm (UTC)I miss out on a few of the higher-scoring drugs ones as I've only ever really had pot and occasionally speed, and never on what you might call a regular basis. I get the majority of the sex ones apart from the bad stuff (STDs, abortions etc).
(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 01:18 pm (UTC)I am *not* boring on a date. Alright, i am if i'm tired and know i should be doing something else.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 01:19 pm (UTC)I am *not* boring on a date. Alright, i am if i'm tired.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 01:20 pm (UTC)And no, i use my left hand sometimes!
(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-23 02:25 pm (UTC)Anyway, you were obviously a much nicer child than me. It occurs to me that my score might well be distinctly lower if you were only meant to count things you'd done in the last year. I think I'll work that out now...
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Date: 2003-01-23 02:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-24 05:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-27 04:17 am (UTC)