Not quite a quiz, but similarly pointless...

[denny]

Some kind of automagic horoscope generating thing...


Denny is deeply perceptive. Remember the story of the Princess and the Pea? Denny could detect a lentil under a million mattresses. Not, you understand that Denny spends his time looking for things to criticise. Far from it, Denny goes out of his way to avoid finding fault. It's just that faults have a way of finding him. It is as if they walk up to him and tap him on the shoulder saying "Denny, look at me can't you see how badly made/designed/organised I am? Please put me out of my misery. For heavens' sake let someone know what is wrong with me and tell them how to put me right!" Denny is a kind, sympathetic person who is always willing to help. How can he resist such a request? Reluctantly, for he knows it will cause controversy and he hates any form of conflict, he will come bravely to the aid of this poor little problem.

Or so, at least that's how it seems to be. Denny is a Virgo and all Virgos find themselves, for some inexplicable reason, being labelled 'fussy.' Denny, though is actually very broad minded, tolerant and far sighted. He can forgive a thousand transgressions and excuse a multitude of mistakes. You can take advantage of his endless good nature and generally abuse his willingness to be friendly without ever hearing so much as a word of complaint. If, though, as you walk all over Denny you commit the cardinal sin of leaving your shoelaces undone, you will soon hear sharp words of complaint. There is though, a reason why Denny is so often easy going, restrained, and liable to take the blame for things which are not his fault. Given his impeccable eye for detail, his infallible insight into other people, and his accurate good judgement he could soon end up ruling the world. To ensure that others have at least a fighting chance nature has imbued Denny with a small handicap in the shape of a mild (and totally inappropriate) inferiority complex.

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Comments

[kaet.livejournal.com]

I did mine and I came out with something that was very like the usual things people say about Geminians. So I tried changing the sex button and the name and it only seems to do language substitution with the same message, dependant only on birth sign. Still, it seems to be a good way to get hold of the orthodoxy, if not very subtle. I am, apparently, a very geminian geminian from the position of stuff, (moon and mercury [Geminian's homeworld] in Gemini too). Dunno if it's an accurate description of my character, though.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

*grin* I didn't realise you were a Virgo too? Incidentally that's exactly what I got (as kaet suggests it only goes by 'sun' sign), which rang true in some places, certainly in my past ;)

Not sure about the shoelaces thing though...?? *puzzled*

Incidentally kissycat1000 has managed to organise childcare such that she can pillion with me on the ride too, and florence90 at least will be in Oxford and now knows of the ride :) I might tell a few others and see if we can meet them all somewhere afterwards, but we have to be back in Cheltenham by about tea-time.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

I think the shoelaces thing is just saying that we're picky bastards  :)

Good to hear you'll both be along, and the more extras the better of course! I suppose I should go get the keys to my bike back off of my neighbour  :)  (he had them when it was in his garage, and he didn't drop them in when he had to move the bike back outside)

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

Trish Oak is mysterious and enigmatic; deep, perceptive, powerful, passionate and terribly, terribly sexy! The sentence above must be true because Trish is a Scorpio and Scorpios as we all know are infamous for their interest in... well now, here's a funny thing. Despite what they say, Scorpios are not actually quite as wild and wicked as they are painted. Trish has, it must be said, a very hypnotic appeal but what's truly mesmerising about Trish is not her pout but her perspicacity. Trish has an uncanny, almost spooky to see right through you. She can make you feel naked and exposed just by casting one meaningful glance in your direction. What she is looking at though, when she peers below the surface, is not your underwear but your underlying intention! "Where are you coming from? What are you up to? Can you be trusted? Are you going to tell the truth?" These are the questions that Trish subconsciously fires out as soon as she sees you. Her inner radar never fails to provide her with the right answer. She is sensitive beyond measure, and it is partly to protect her own sensitivity that she scrutinises people so thoroughly.
There is another reason why Trish Oak is so keen to see into your soul: she needs to know how sensitive you are. She knows from long, bitter experience that not many people can take the kind of candour that she cannot help but dispense. Trish is not a person to mince her words, hold back her opinions or shy away from taboo topics. She doesn't want to cause offence, nor does she want to waste her time, so she picks her confidantes carefully. All of which brings us back to where we began. If you are sensitive enough to appreciate Trish's special qualities you will consider that there is something exceptionally sexy about her and she will feel the same way about you. So perhaps Trish Oak is living proof that it is true what they say about Scorpios after all.

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[wildeabandon.livejournal.com]

Odd. I always thought I was a completely atypical Leo, but this is scarily accurate.

Elise Conolly is one of the wisest, smartest, best looking people on the planet. Or so at least he would like to think. It's not that Elise is vain - more that he is terribly susceptible to flattery. All Leos suffer from this little weakness. That's because, despite what astrologers are always saying about Leos and their confidence, secretly, deep down, they are a little unsure of themselves. This explains Elise's tendency to be strongly outspoken and extrovert one moment and quietly anxious the next.

His close friends know all about his tendency towards self doubt. They know what a warm, genuine and generous character he can be, but they also know about his natural sensitivity. Elise's acquaintances, however, have no such insight. They feel sure that in Elise, they are dealing with a dynamic, energetic and decisive person who is it would be most unwise to cross.

Elise is fiery and feisty - he gives the impression of being someone who knows it all. As a matter of fact, whilst he does not know it 'all', he does know quite a lot of it. Elise is well read, well researched and always well presented. he cuts a dash, he has 'presence.' Heads turn when he enters the room. Elise Conolly is aware of the impression he makes but not entirely comfortable with it. He knows that people are responding to his big pretence, not his true personality. That's why he so deeply treasures the company of loved ones who are strong enough to see through his façade and respect him for the mere mortal that he actually is.

[wildeabandon.livejournal.com]

but this is scarily accurate.
Hmm. Apart from the "he" bit. I do know what gender I am really...

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

If you do forget at any point, I'm willing to help you check...  *grin*