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[denny]

Dear dennyd,
You have a cute ______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
If I saw you right now I'd __________.
I would build a _______ just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my __________.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Will you ______________ me?
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________) :)


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[booklectica]

Dear dennyd,
You have a cute userpic - several of them in fact
You make me copy your links and paste them to my journal going 'Look! Mad people!, so thanks for that. :)
You should come to some event at which I am also present so I can say hi.
Someday I will see you at said event.
If I saw you right now I'd try to get you to babysit Holly so I could go shopping.
I would build a fetish club just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my imaginary tattoo-covered best friend.
If I could sing you any song it would be done very quietly, unless I was drunk.
We could talk about mad people under the stars.
Will you keep reading me?
Love,
Katy
(P.S. Talking of fetish clubs, Subversion is being held at Thorgmortons next Saturday - hurray!) :)

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Clearly I'm the stuff that dreams are made of? :-P

[(Anonymous)]

Clearly. ;)

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Hah, now I have to figure out if this was posted by the person I was replying to or not :)

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

Dear [info]dennyd,
You have a cute smile.
You make me feel like life is a bit more manageable.
You should get rid of soem of those stupid beliefs you have about health stuff.
Someday I will slobber on your face. Oh no, done that.
If I saw you right now I'd laugh at you for being a tart. And then try and feed you.
I would build a gadget out of tachnic lego just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my random scrap of skin that didn't belong on my body which I clearly need for such purposes.
If I could sing you any song it would be probably dreadfully classical, as thats my singing experience.
We could talk complete rubbish under the stars. Then I'd snore like a huge drunken fat bloke. It's a skill.
Will you ever get over the shock of being friends without sex with me?
Love,
bluecassandra
(P.S. I am so not the sort of woman you want answering this) :)

[booklectica]

Wasn't me!

[snoof.livejournal.com]

Dear dennies,

You have a cute arse, although I'll need to check it in person.
You make me aroused, when you fancy being a devil.
You should take more naked pictures.
Someday I will take over the world!
If I saw you right now I'd be very surprised, yet moisten my lips in a seductive fashion.
I would build a mountain of deliciousness just for you. And also, pie.
I would get your name tattooed on my housemate.
If I could sing you any song it would be Rape Van, by Colours Run.
We could do a lot of illegal things, each more depraved than the last under the stars.
Will you unclothe me violently?
Love,
Snoof
(P.S. I give awesome head) :)

[fiona-kitty.livejournal.com]

Dear dennyd,
You have a cute face.
You make me stare.
You should swish your hair around lots.
Someday I will watch you dance.
If I saw you right now I'd give you a kiss (with mjg59's permission).
I would build a leg just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my 11th finger.
If I could sing you any song it would be Rammstein.
We could dance under the stars.
Will you compliment me?
Love,
Fiona
(P.S. Prettiest man EVA) :)

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

Dear dennyd
You have a cute smile
You make me smile too
You should do whatever makes you a happy Denny
Someday I will give back those DVDs you lent me
If I saw you right now I'd give you a hug
I would build a one of those castles of playing cards just for you - but it would keep falling down so don't get your hopes up
I wouldn't get your name tattooed on my anything because I don't agree with names on tattoos but, if I was a teenager, I'd definitely write your name on my pencil case in an 'I fancy Denny' manner
If I could sing you any song it would be whatever you wanted me to sing
We could run under the stars towards somewhere warmer than under the stars.
Will you go for lunch with me?
lots of Love,
Trish
(P.S. Hiya) :)

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Nope, this thread hangs off a screened second reply - is that not obvious with your style?

[booklectica]

No, it looked as if your reply was to me (which I did think was odd). Ah, I see.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Will you ...

Sounds like fun to me :)