Practical applications of the Internet, #37983

[denny]

http://c.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php (NWS)


change tyre
read
wash car
bonnet
polish
soap up
get wet
legs
bra
bum
tits
suck
hummer
camel toe

...the list, I'm sure, goes on :)

Oh, and the reaction to 'maths' amused me - it's only the default for any non-existent command, but it seemed appropriate.

Comments

[synthclarion.livejournal.com]

try 'park car' or 'break car' - the reactions are the same :D

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

Heh, they limbo. ;)
And they'll fight...
And kiss.

Oh the fun... :)

[skorpionuk.livejournal.com]

I like "drive", and "dance".

hmmm

[pooloftrees.livejournal.com]

Flash is rather disappointing, she only teases. For 'Play' they just tickle each other...

You just have to see the reaction to 'screw' though ;-)

Re: hmmm

[pooloftrees.livejournal.com]

There's also a couple of easter eggs (if you can call them that) if you watch without typing a command...

Re: hmmm

[pooloftrees.livejournal.com]

'Cheeky' and 'no angel' are also interesting...

Re: hmmm

[pooloftrees.livejournal.com]

Ask them for a 'date'. That had me rolling... :-)

[pooloftrees.livejournal.com]

'get wet'

Oddly enough 'time' has the same effect...

[djlongfella.livejournal.com]

" Pussy " is most amusing
Strip and strip naked give two different results, not sure what the command for the third is...
They are obviously natural blondes, as when they are commanded to " hop " they jump,
Lick and smile are interesting " mildly "

[fellcat.livejournal.com]

It's strange. I don't find the strippy-teasy aspect offensive at all (although I don't find it arousing either − none of them are my type), but I do find the stereotyped woman = shite driver/mechanic exceptionally offensive.

[djlongfella.livejournal.com]

Yeah, bored again....found these...
Hot
sexy
hooter
Fanny
grope
rub
dildo (Funny )
cum
jiggle
slap
spank

Command thread

[fellcat.livejournal.com]

Kinky, though I suspect it may be identical to spank;
angel;
cunt (as for dildo);
finger;
blowjob (with bananas!);
tease/flirt;
drink (Newcastle on a Saturday night to a tee);
threesome;
bra;
bedtime (as get wet);
clean (as wash).
wedgie (as camel toe);
man (look closely: I laughed aloud);
run;
love (another lol);
randy.

[jazzydan.livejournal.com]

Possibly the best web site ever!!
Not sure I should be using it at work though, I may have to stay seated for some time.
Think I'll save it for tonight!