"...and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."

[denny]

Longlisted entries for this year's Bad Sex In Fiction award


(yoinked from arachne)


(NWS text, non brain safe phrasing/concepts)

Comments

[blackmetalbaz.livejournal.com]

ARGH.

[hilarita.livejournal.com]

I mean, I read porn/erotica all the flipping time, and it's much much better than this. Disturbing!

[zellah.livejournal.com]

The lobster disturbs me on many levels.

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

I think Mr Coren wins the award for the longest sentence...
*Casts around for the brain bleach and Brill-o pads*

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

On behalf of Giles Coren, who evidently did once have sex but probably doesn't remember it, although I expect he recalls it being nice, and involving breasts somehow, I'd like to apologise for his entry - as it were - in particular. I think it's actually the worst of the lot, and without doubt the most flat-out hilarious. Poor old Giles. I hope he wins. :)

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