'Stupidly long questionnaire' meme.

[denny]

1.Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Physically, what stands out?

13. Emotionally, what stands out?

14. Do you wish I were cooler?

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

17. Am I loveable?

18. How long have you known me?

19. Describe me in one word.

20. What was your first impression?

21. Do you still think that way about me now?

22. What do you think my weakness is?

23. Do you think I'll get married?

24. Would you ever go out with me?

25. What makes me sad?

26. What reminds you of me?

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?

28. How well do you know me?

29. When's the last time you saw me?

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

31. Do you think I could kill someone?

32. Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you?

Comments

[snoof.livejournal.com]

1.Who are you?
I'm Snoof.

2. Are we friends?
I would bloody well hope so. I don't know? Oh dear, this questionnaire thing always goes wrong. Damn my lack of social skills.

3. When and how did we meet?
IRC, #uk_goffs, sometime in December or January. I think.

4. How have I affected you?
In all the wrong, delicious ways.

5. What do you think of me?
I think you're far more brilliant than you think you are.

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Tricky one, that...

7. How long do you think we will be friends?
What's English for "a very long time"?

8. Do you love me?
I care for you deeply in a friendly, deeply caring manner.

9. Do you have a crush on me?
Not as such. What defines a crush? Does wanting to shag you count?

10. Would you kiss me?
Of course.

11. Would you hug me?
Of course.

12. Physically, what stands out?
Your jawline. Very strong, very sexy.

13. Emotionally, what stands out?
Your caring and your loneliness.

14. Do you wish I were cooler?
No, I'm pretty satisfied as far as your denny-ness goes.

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
9. Or 11. Whichever is less corny than the other.

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Dennybunny. Because you always seem to forget you're secretly quite cuddly.

17. Am I loveable?
Quite.

18. How long have you known me?
Errrr. That involves counting. Five or six months.

19. Describe me in one word.
HAWTT!

20. What was your first impression?
"Ha. Uhhh... Hey! Ooooooerrrr."

21. Do you still think that way about me now?
Yeah. I'm stubborn, me.

22. What do you think my weakness is?
Your inability to let things go.

23. Do you think I'll get married?
Maybe. I know you'll find someone worthy of it, I just don't know if marriage is your sort of thing.

24. Would you ever go out with me?
You're way out of my league, babe.

25. What makes me sad?
Feeling unappreciated. Being lonely. Not getting laid properly.

26. What reminds you of me?
Flashy cars. I don't usually like them, but you make them entertaining enough and describe them in terms that make them reasonably attractive.

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Right now? I'd curl up on the sofa with you and cuddle you for a bit. Sometimes it's the only thing that helps. But you know, I reckon we could fit in a couple of shags and some pizza beforehand if you wanted.

28. How well do you know me?
Probably not very.

29. When's the last time you saw me?
I've yet to meet you in real life, but we're talking on IRC as I type this.

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
No. I carefully avoid having things to say I'm not allowed to for some reason. Sadly, having a fairly active social life makes this nigh-on impossible.

31. Do you think I could kill someone?
For the right reasons? No doubt. But that's not a bad thing.

32. Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you?
Curious as I am, no. I have no trouble filling out someone else's questionnaire, but I try not to post them myself. Feel free to give me a nice going-over elsewhere, though.

[wildeabandon.livejournal.com]

1.Who are you?
As you say, this is a ridiculous question. I'm me.

2. Are we friends?
Very much so.

3. When and how did we meet?
You were watching me being whipped, and I was watching you watching me.

4. How have I affected you?
There were times when you helped me grow up quite a lot, and you've made me happier on many an occasion.

5. What do you think of me?
This is one of those questions that needs a seventeen page essay to answer properly, but y'know, I think you're great.

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Still that kiss on the corner of silver street.

7. How long do you think we will be friends?
I can't imagine us ever not being, although I expect it will continue to go in phases, some closer than others.

8. Do you love me?
Yes.

9. Do you have a crush on me?
Not a crush. I've known you too long for that, but I fancy you lots.

10. Would you kiss me?
Maybe a little.

11. Would you hug me?
If you asked nicely.

12. Physically, what stands out?
*obsnigger*

13. Emotionally, what stands out?
Fragility.

14. Do you wish I were cooler?
What a bizarre question.

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
Very.

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
I don't really do nicknames. Although you're one of the few people I can call "Babe" with a straight face.

17. Am I loveable?
Obviously.

18. How long have you known me?
A bit over five years now, isn't it?

19. Describe me in one word.
Oversexed ;)

20. What was your first impression?
Something along the lines of "Fuck me, he's cute."

21. Do you still think that way about me now?
Most certainly.

22. What do you think my weakness is?
I suspect the inability to kneel for very long is quite a considerable flaw ;p

23. Do you think I'll get married?
Probably not, but I expect you'll settle down a bit more eventually.

24. Would you ever go out with me?
If the time were right. I don't think we ever will, because I'm probably going to start doing the monogamy thing before the right time comes around again, but otherwise it wouldn't have surprised me in the slightest.

25. What makes me sad?
Being ill, being celibate, exploding cars.

26. What reminds you of me?
Shiny things, particularly shoes.

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Last week again, with everything going right.

28. How well do you know me?
Pretty well, but perhaps less well than I did a couple of years back.

29. When's the last time you saw me?
Sunday morning - you were very cute and mumbfuley as I left, but I don't think you were very awake.

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Only for a couple of hours whilst I worked up the courage to do so.

31. Do you think I could kill someone?
In the heat of passion, probably. With malice aforethought, no.

32. Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you?
Nope.

[blackmetalbaz.livejournal.com]

1.Who are you? I am the one and only.
2. Are we friends? I'd like to think so, but we hardly ever see each other these days. It's a crying shame.
3. When and how did we meet? I think it was at WUS, but I can't be sure... through elise, certainly.
4. How have I affected you? Well, you've persuaded me not to buy a cane, as I don't think I could carry it off with your style.
5. What do you think of me? You're one of a number of people on here that I'd love to get to know better. A good all-round bloke though.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Probably one Whitby, watching you juggle at Laughton's.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? I really hope that we do actually keep in touch, and maybe actually make an effort to meet up occasionally ;-).
8. Do you love me? Um, no.
9. Do you have a crush on me? You're not really my type :-).
10. Would you kiss me? I'd say, "Unfortunately I'm straight", but lovelyoliver would swiftly point out that this hasn't necessarily stopped me before. Then again, we said we'd never talk about Paris...
11. Would you hug me? I hug everyone. Unless they slap me, I suppose.
12. Physically, what stands out? Can I bring myself to actually lower the tone further...?
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Understated intelligence.
14. Do you wish I were cooler? Only so I could lessen the competition.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? I'm probably not the best judge, but given the general response of pretty much every female I've ever met, I reckon fairly high.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Viper. For reasons, see my response to fiona_kitty.
17. Am I loveable? Of course.
18. How long have you known me? Um, some period of time that I can't remember.
19. Describe me in one word. Suave.
20. What was your first impression? See above.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Oh yeah.
22. What do you think my weakness is? Thermonuclear holocaust.
23. Do you think I'll get married? You don't strike me as the type.
24. Would you ever go out with me? I think eviltwinemma might have something to say about that.
25. What makes me sad? Shattered legs.
26. What reminds you of me? Motorbikes. And poi.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A clean bill of health.
28. How well do you know me? Not nearly well enough.
29. When's the last time you saw me? Gods, it must ages. I honestly can't remember.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nah, I'm a gobby bastard.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? I'm not sure.
32. Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you? Been there, done that.

[fiona-kitty.livejournal.com]

1.Who are you?
Fiona.
2. Are we friends?
Yes, vaguely.
3. When and how did we meet?
Last year at WUS.
4. How have I affected you?
You gave me an ego boost.
5. What do you think of me?
Currently intelligent, melancholy and attractive.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Watching you headbang.
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
As long as I read your Journal.
8. Do you love me?
No.
9. Do you have a crush on me?
Somewhat.
10. Would you kiss me?
Yep.
11. Would you hug me?
Yep.
12. Physically, what stands out?
Lovely hair and eyes.
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
Fragility.
14. Do you wish I were cooler?
Of course not.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
10
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Denny - it's your name!
17. Am I loveable?
Very likely.
18. How long have you known me?
About a year.
19. Describe me in one word.
Shiny.
20. What was your first impression?
Wow. Cute.
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
Yeah.
22. What do you think my weakness is?
Shiny cars and pretty girls.
23. Do you think I'll get married?
Probably not.
24. Would you ever go out with me?
Probably not.
25. What makes me sad?
Being single, debt, shiny things breaking.
26. What reminds you of me?
Your cane.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Health, wealth and happiness.
28. How well do you know me?
Not very well.
29. When's the last time you saw me?
In July.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Nope.
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
Depends on the circumstances.
32. Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you?
Have done.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

I gave you an ego-boost??

That went well for everyone then :)