Death Becomes Me(me)

[denny]

What epitaph would you put on my gravestone?

And furthermore, what would you like put on yours?

Comments

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

dennyd - Never Knowingly Undersold

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

*looks innocent*

[booklectica]

I was going to answer these using the Advertising Slogan Generator but it's down, so I found a general slogan database, chose Food at random, and came up with some curiously epitaph-friendly ones (apart from the last one, possibly):

• Curiously strong!


• A little taste of heaven.


• Too good to be forgotten.


• It's why cats purr.


• Wispa. But a bit louder.

[flannelcat.livejournal.com]

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Hm. I like Spike Milligan's:

"I told you I was ill!"

[preachermuaddib.livejournal.com]

Here lies a man who knew his balls.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

:-D

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

"dirty fetish bloke" obviously!

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

I thought that was my name, not my epitaph.

I suppose it's multi-purpose... name, description, biography and epitaph all rolled up into one three-word phrase. Handy.

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

Having got that sorted, you can now die in peace!

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Or pieces, depending on chosen method.

[djlongfella.livejournal.com]

Death by " Wanga Wanga " anybody ?

[preachermuaddib.livejournal.com]

no thanks,Sounds painfull

[msdemmie.livejournal.com]

He died as he lived
Death - the final fetish

No gravestone here just a huge fuck off pervy party in a castle somewhere...........

[cryx]

he was a boi
and good with poi
why did he doi?

ahem. sorry..

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

*rotflmao*

BAD! BAD, NORTY CRYX!!

:-D

[djlongfella.livejournal.com]

( sorry I'm not here right now )

[snoof.livejournal.com]

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And on yours...

"That's not what I meant when I said I preferred my buns toasted."