Another day, another million dollars...

[denny]

Got up this morning at 6am, as normal - the early bird gets the worm. Of course, the second mouse gets the cheese. Balance is everything.

It seems that overnight the transfabulator has become misaligned and aimed itself at Luton. Hopefully all that fab will find somewhere to take up residence... there's a definite shortage of suitable targets in that area, but I think there might be one. It's a fairly pointless device anyway... if you can't blow up continents with it, it's not really going to help me with my goals for the year.

So... once I'd got my uniformed minions to resolve that little dilemma, I had to move on. People to see, super-weapons to invent, governments to blackmail. The usual.

I often wonder what I'd be doing now if Mother and Father hadn't brought me into the family business of evil villiany. Would I still be fighting with governments? Dressing in fantasticly shiny costumes? Associating with weirdos and freaks in an effort to further my evil plans? It seems unlikely, but who knows.

Comments

[mejoff.livejournal.com]

I think I may know some estonians who would buy the spare fab if you can't use it.

[dreamfracture.livejournal.com]

Remember to make the ventilation ducts too small to crawl through.

And I almost wrote "ventilation ducks". I wonder what one would look like? Most likely a large waterbird with air vents.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

*quackwhoooooooooooooooosh*

[twinkle-lfs.livejournal.com]

Evil overlords rock! Yay!

Bah, you mean this is a rabbit hole post? :-(

Love the Westminster Gimp avvy too!!

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

I was a bit disappointed with this post myself, but I didn't have much time. The last sentence was quite good though...

The real giveaway that it was a rabbit-hole post was the first line. Most people who know me are aware that I'm emphatically not a morning-person :)

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Last paragraph even. See? Not midday yet :)