Stuff^W Meme Of The Gods

[denny]

If I were a god (small 'g') in any literary pantheon (eg Discworld) of your choosing, what would I be a god of? What would my powers and attributes (etc) be?

Comments

[lzz.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. Why do you need to ask this question? You'd obviously be the god of oral sex.

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[dryad-wombat.livejournal.com]

Mercury! (In any book using the Greek pantheon, really.) Elegant, svelte, charming and fast talking!