Rejections...

[denny]

Dear ......,

Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm.

I have received rejections from an unusually large number of exceptionally well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.

Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month.

Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change.

Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

Denny


(yoinked wholesale from John Kador at http://www.jkador.com/letter.htm)


So yeah, the job hunting is going great. Bah.

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[deborah_c]

You might also like the (rather similar) rejection letter in The master .plan for world domination -- it's in the entry for 4th Oct 2001. There's also a reply (17th Oct 2001) from the company to which it was sent, as well as a rejection from a games company which exists only in a webcomic :)