200 things I might have done...

( ...but mostly haven't )

Pssst! Hey mister, you wanna buy some contact lenses? Cheap price!

Yeah, so I'm a fucking idiot and bought long-sighted lenses rather than short-sighted lenses from a website earlier this week. Anyone out there interested in buying 29 pairs of Acuvue Moist daily disposable contact lenses, +3.25 & +3.00 prescription? Cost me £42, and I've used one pair (hence 29 rather than 30) whilst discovering my mistake this morning - make me an offer.