Heh.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHFUCKIT.

Apparently I won't be selling my house this week, because the solictors on both sides have been sitting around the office surfing porn, or posting to LJ, or doing something else entirely unrelated to selling my house. Both myself and my sister rang them at the end of last week and told them we'd like to exchange contracts "yesterday if possible", but in their infinite wisdom they've decided what we're actually going to do is wait until next week instead. At the earliest.

In other news, I'm £320 over my £2000 overdraft limit, my credit card bills are all due this weekend, and I don't get paid until the 25th.

Hrm.