Quiz: How criminal are you?
Apr. 23rd, 2003 12:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dennyYou scored 32
Criminal
You may not be in jail or have a record but you are crossing that line. But let's be honest here - the most you could hope to be is a small-time gangster so you're probably better aiming for a miniscule promotion in your present job. The kind you'll explain to friends over and over again but they'll never understand what you do.
How criminal are you?
Criminal
You may not be in jail or have a record but you are crossing that line. But let's be honest here - the most you could hope to be is a small-time gangster so you're probably better aiming for a miniscule promotion in your present job. The kind you'll explain to friends over and over again but they'll never understand what you do.
How criminal are you?
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Date: 2003-04-23 05:14 am (UTC)Borderline criminal
You may hold down a respectable job and have never been in trouble with the law in your life but you push at it sometimes, opportunities may occasionally incline you not to play by the rules. Let's just say you'll sometimes beat the system but you're not the kind who could make a career out of it. If you do, you should probably first sit down to a plate of grey mashed potatoes and a bland stew to see if you could stomach prison food.
Apparently.
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Date: 2003-04-23 05:43 am (UTC)Just for information I appear to be boarderline criminal.
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Date: 2003-04-23 05:50 am (UTC)It's either that or do some work...
Just for information I appear to be borderline criminal.
Seems to be a common trend... I guess we live in dishonest times :)
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Date: 2003-04-23 06:29 am (UTC)Ok work would be bad!
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Date: 2003-04-23 06:34 am (UTC)Master criminal
You planned the Great Train Robbery and have committed genocide in over 50 countries (so effectively that the rest of the world has forgotten they existed). Having defrauded most of the major companies in the world you were singlehandedly responsible for the crash of the stock market and thus were an indirect cause of the Second World War. You framed Osama bin Laden for the Twin Towers, quit as boss of the mafia because it was too easy and your murder victims were buried under the Gobi desert until it got full whereupon you started emptying them into the sea; the resulting methane release is the cause of global warming, for which you're succeeding in blaming the USA. Well they have to have credit for something. You also killed Kenny.
Give up crime, you'll never make it. Become a PR assistant.
How criminal are you?
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Date: 2003-04-23 06:42 am (UTC)You scored 41
Mr Big
Quite an astounding criminal mind - you don't just anticipate breaking the law but think of ways to break it in new and exciting ways. You mix a lack of scruples with a desire to always get the most out of any situation that you can. A king of criminals, a mafia don, an Al Capone - it's all there if you want it. Just be careful how you file your tax returns.
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