Weird World

[denny]

I just got a 'withheld number' call on my mobile, from what sounded like a very stoned girl called Amy. She started off saying that I'd rung her mobile and she wanted to know who I was, so I rattled off my full name and the town I live in. I added that I hadn't rung anyone this morning. Then she asked me "Are you single?". Eh?!?

I made my excuses and left, as the saying goes.