I meme: frequently

[denny]

I am: bored. I'm here, ain't I?
I think: for myself.
I know: stuff. But generally not useful stuff.
I hate: very little. It requires too much energy.
I don't: care.
I can't: usually be bothered.
I can: -can. :)
I will: pop wheelies when I leave traffic lights.
I won't: if there's a police car behind me.
I miss: rarely. I'm quite a good shot with bow and rifle.
I fear: everything and nothing.
I feel: confused.
I hear: electricity at work.
I smell: fruity.
I crave: sex, drugs and, erm, more sex.
I wonder: about some people.
I regret: very little. But that which I do regret, I regret deeply.
I love: my motorbike.
I dream: complicated sweaty arrangements of nubile bodies that I can never remember, damnit.
I long: But it's not polite to boast.
I care: when I least expect it.
I always: screw up sooner or later.
I am not: going to worry about the future.
I believe: in very little.
I sing: badly, and not often.
I smile: lop-sided.
I laugh: more easily when I'm alone.
I collect: traumatic memories.
I play: at being a man.
I write: cheques.
I await: the end of this meme.
I cook: using a telephone and my wallet.
I trust: grudgingly.
I intend: to have some fun this week.
I search: using Google.
I look: wrecked. And not for any fun reasons  :(
I shout: rarely. I don't like to raise my voice.
I whisper: in bed, usually.
I conquer: small furry mammals from Alpha Centauri.
I listen: to an eclectic range of terrible music.
I ignore: about nine-tenths of the world. Possibly more.
I live: one day at a time.

I would like: to point everyone to Marcus' version of this meme