The joys of (potential) home ownership
Nov. 5th, 2007 01:00 pmJust sent this to someone to let them know what was happening with my ongoing flat purchase, figured it was worth sticking it on here too...
Short version (no, really, this is the short version):
The building belongs to the council. It has fucked windows. The council have a work order on it to replace all the windows. This is generally quite expensive for everyone living there.
However...
The flat I'm interested in has already had its windows replaced. So, no problem.
Or is it?
Turns out, the owner didn't get planning permission, or council approval, or anything useful like that. So, the council might come look at the windows, go 'these are shit', and replace them again. And charge me a lot of money (not to mention the hassle involved).
So...
I tell the seller they have to get retrospective council approval for the windows before I'll buy the place.
They come back and say they don't have time, but they'll give me a couple of grand off the price in case I end up getting stitched by the council.
I phone the council this morning, to try to find out exactly how bad the cost implications are. After an hour of ringing around half a dozen different offices, I get a bloke who knows exactly what he's talking about. He tells me how much the bill for the building repairs (it's not just the windows apparently) is going to be per flat:
"25 grand mate."
Once I've got my jaw off the floor, I thank him and phone the estate agent, to tell them I'm pulling out. They say they understand.
Estate agent phones back 20 minutes later, says the seller has offered to knock the 25 grand off the price. I say 'make it 30' because I'm annoyed now (and 30 grand off the price takes me from 3% to 1% stamp duty, which saves me another 5 grand). They double-check and say 'okay'.
I instruct solicitor to make revised offer at new lower price, and mortgage broker to get mortgage offer altered.
Estate agent phones back again to say the seller wants me to get a breakdown of what the 25 grand is paying for before they'll sign anything. I say "Get it yourself, you cheeky fuckers!"
So yeah, dunno what's happening really. Fun eh?
Update:
Estate agent just rang again, to say that 30 grand is a lot of money to knock off the price, and would I consider "splitting the difference". He pointed out that the building would be nicer once the work was done and the flat would then be worth more. In reply, I pointed out that the flat is currently in a state of disrepair, and is therefore worth less - the repairs will get it back to square one. He started talking about property values and I pointed out to him that I was trying to buy a home, not make an investment. There was some other bluster and obstinance (guess who was offering which), but the short version is that I've refused to adjust my offer.
*waits*
Short version (no, really, this is the short version):
The building belongs to the council. It has fucked windows. The council have a work order on it to replace all the windows. This is generally quite expensive for everyone living there.
However...
The flat I'm interested in has already had its windows replaced. So, no problem.
Or is it?
Turns out, the owner didn't get planning permission, or council approval, or anything useful like that. So, the council might come look at the windows, go 'these are shit', and replace them again. And charge me a lot of money (not to mention the hassle involved).
So...
I tell the seller they have to get retrospective council approval for the windows before I'll buy the place.
They come back and say they don't have time, but they'll give me a couple of grand off the price in case I end up getting stitched by the council.
I phone the council this morning, to try to find out exactly how bad the cost implications are. After an hour of ringing around half a dozen different offices, I get a bloke who knows exactly what he's talking about. He tells me how much the bill for the building repairs (it's not just the windows apparently) is going to be per flat:
"25 grand mate."
Once I've got my jaw off the floor, I thank him and phone the estate agent, to tell them I'm pulling out. They say they understand.
Estate agent phones back 20 minutes later, says the seller has offered to knock the 25 grand off the price. I say 'make it 30' because I'm annoyed now (and 30 grand off the price takes me from 3% to 1% stamp duty, which saves me another 5 grand). They double-check and say 'okay'.
I instruct solicitor to make revised offer at new lower price, and mortgage broker to get mortgage offer altered.
Estate agent phones back again to say the seller wants me to get a breakdown of what the 25 grand is paying for before they'll sign anything. I say "Get it yourself, you cheeky fuckers!"
So yeah, dunno what's happening really. Fun eh?
Update:
Estate agent just rang again, to say that 30 grand is a lot of money to knock off the price, and would I consider "splitting the difference". He pointed out that the building would be nicer once the work was done and the flat would then be worth more. In reply, I pointed out that the flat is currently in a state of disrepair, and is therefore worth less - the repairs will get it back to square one. He started talking about property values and I pointed out to him that I was trying to buy a home, not make an investment. There was some other bluster and obstinance (guess who was offering which), but the short version is that I've refused to adjust my offer.
*waits*
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Date: 2007-11-05 01:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-05 01:13 pm (UTC)Think I'm glad that I'm stuck with renting for a the foreseeable... Good luck!
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Date: 2007-11-05 02:11 pm (UTC)I wonder what they're going to be doing to them thats costs so much (?)
Good for you for getting the £25K off. Good luck in getting the other 5
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Date: 2007-11-05 02:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-05 02:36 pm (UTC)On a related note, what effect does this have on the Grand Opening Ceremony?!
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Date: 2007-11-05 02:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-05 02:56 pm (UTC)Leasehold property is not something I will be going *anywhere* near again unless I can absolutely avoid it. Sadly that does render a lot of property in London off the list, but then the chances of my buying here are so small anyway that it's not likely to be too much of an issue.
(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-05 03:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-05 03:23 pm (UTC)You reckon councils get this kind of thing done cheap? Personally I figured the council get stung for more than the work would cost an individual.
I am a bit concerned about how long the place is going to be covered in scaffolding, but I'm not sure how much I'll actually care in practise... I never open my curtains anyway :)
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Date: 2007-11-05 03:48 pm (UTC)It'd be the building noises that I'd be worried about - next door have been completely gutting the place (to be fair, it needed it) for a month or so, and I swear if I hear drilling into wall one more time I'll do someone an injury ;)
(Also, something that popped into my mind after I'd replied above - a friend who's a lawyer in the property side of things is advising friends about to buy to hang on just a few weeks - I know people have been saying the bottom has to fall out for a long time, but at the moment it's actually starting to show signs of it - things are looking iffy from the selling point of view - possibly why your seller was so keen initially to knock 30k off the price, but could look very good very soon for buyers)
(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-05 03:53 pm (UTC)If it does fall through, I'll be looking to rent for another year I guess, see what happens then.
(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-05 04:00 pm (UTC)(eek, sub-prime - those words fill me with The Fear)
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Date: 2007-11-05 04:11 pm (UTC)Or in reality...estate agent stews for a while, mentions to his manager that you've pulled out, manager says, "OK, the guy selling is desperate to sell, just tell this guy that the seller has dropped his price and we'll sort it out", agent rings you back, tells his manager that you're being bolshy, manager says, "yeah, whatever, just keep him hooked". Estate agent then rings the seller and says that you've asked to knock off 15K...etc.
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Date: 2007-11-05 08:03 pm (UTC)Good luck with getting the estate agent and seller to go your way, from what you described it doesn't sound like you'd actually gain much benefit from the work, but with all the inconvenience (the roof only helps in the sense that it will ensure that you don't get damp coming through [except that the flat(s) above would definitely have noticed before you'd have a problem], and as you said, the windows are already done [unless they have to go], the only major thing of benefit is the heating I guess...)