Going cheap...
Sep. 19th, 2007 05:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dennyMeme, as follows:
Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Mine:
"Broken-hearted middle-aged already-attached computer programmer, doesn't drink, detests smoking, seeks pretty young things for rough kinky sex and possible deep meaningful romance."
Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Mine:
"Broken-hearted middle-aged already-attached computer programmer, doesn't drink, detests smoking, seeks pretty young things for rough kinky sex and possible deep meaningful romance."
