IRC snippet of the day...

[denny]

<denny> 'when life hands you lemons, make lemonade'
<arachne> When life hands you lemons, you can only make lemon juice. You'd need sugar and water to make lemonade.

Comments

[arachne.livejournal.com]

Just wish I could remember where I nicked it from to give appropriate credit

[skx.livejournal.com]

That's good :)

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!"
Ron White, "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again".

(I now find myself wondering if you could make lemonade with lemons and honey...)

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

lolliepopp makes a cordial with lemons, honey and ginger, which is fabulous hot if you have a cold, or chilled and mixed with a light beer, water or lemonade as a summer drink.

[libellum.livejournal.com]

Here's to friends with sugar and water, then. *hugkiss*

[pogovina.livejournal.com]

nonono... when live hands you lemons, stuff em down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger!

[reddragdiva]

When life hands you lemons, make a dog with a breast on the side.

[deliberateblank.livejournal.com]

When life hands you lemons, buy citrus put options then flood the market.