Desktop meme

[denny]

earle asked:
> What's on your desk right now, monitor/keyboard/mouse/laptop excluded?

'Humourous' sign. Two boxes of my business cards. PC speakers. Phone. Headphones. Cardboard box which my monitor sits on top of (from a Netgear switch). Lollipop. Business cards of graphic design company we use. Post-it notes. Three biros and a pencil. Sunglasses. Notepad. Random bits of paper the project manager keeps giving me because she doesn't use Bugzilla properly. A toy cat, who has 'caught' a spare computer mouse. Black electrical tape. Two AA batteries. My computer, which for some reason isn't on the floor where any normal person would keep it. Spare contact lenses. Lip salve. Wallet. 2GB of Kingston RAM in sealed packets. Business card of the (useless) agency I rent my flat through. Jar of Marmite. Box of Weetabix. Pack of Cherry Drops. A fresh cherry slice. Print-out of 5000+ antique dealers with possible duplicates marked in fluorescent pen, because our last temp apparently couldn't use Excel. SEO report. About a hundred spare napkins that have come with my morning sandwiches since I started working here. Jiffy bag containing custom jewellery that I have to send back because the guy completely ignored the specifications we agreed on when he made it. Phone/USB cable. Book on Perl Testing. Some random stuff that the last guy to use this desk left behind when he was sacked.

How's yours?