"If you can't be famous, be infamous"

[denny]

In an idea yoinked from kissycat1000, who nicked it from faerierhona...

I want you to tell me any rumours that you've ever heard about me, good or bad. If you haven't heard any, then make a scandalously funny one up... :)


PS: I've never heard of them, but this video is worth watching: The OK Go workout

Comments

[kissycat1000.livejournal.com]

I heard that you have a massive 12 inch golden cock, with wings!

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that counts as a rumour coming from someone who's held it. In both hands, obviously.

[kissycat1000.livejournal.com]

... someone who's held it. In both hands, obviously.

Obviously. ;)

[fayroberts.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid it's not that scandalous, but I'd heard about your bike accident before I met you (online or otherwise). The version I'd heard included the fact that you're an MK/ general south-east Geek Hero™ because the titanium casing on your laptop, strapped to your back, saved you from death.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Given that it was a Sony Vaio, I'm probably lucky that it didn't rip to bits and have my spine out all by itself :)

[fayroberts.livejournal.com]

{chuckles}

Now that I could believe...

[squiddity.livejournal.com]

Well, the thing about the dwarven cabaret act, the keg of Buckminster Fullerine and the Army Air Corps display team.
But that wasn't a rumour, I've seen the pictures.
And the video.

[deerfold.livejournal.com]

But do you have a link?

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that'd be good, I never got a copy of that video.

Never trust a dwarf. Lowlives.

[squiddity.livejournal.com]

I think it is still covered by the official secrets act, section C.
I don't suppose you have clearance?

[deerfold.livejournal.com]

I've signed the official secrets act. As has my girlfriend.

I'd tell you why, but then I'd have to kill you.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

So have I actually. Wow, I'd forgotten about that.

I'd tell you why, but it's really really boring and I'd prefer to leave open the vague possibility that it's actually because of something really cool that I'm not allowed to tell you about.

[deerfold.livejournal.com]

It's possible that that's true in my case, but as I say, I can't actually tell you.

I never repeat gossip, so listen carefully...

[skorpionuk.livejournal.com]

It's hard to think of anything I haven't heard from you directly, or read on this 'ere LJ, but I understand that you have a particular fascination with paper clips, and that in fact the space under your bed is filled with a vast collection of them, categorised by colour and shape.

[dreamfracture.livejournal.com]

I've heard that when you thought you were about to die, your last request was for a blowjob.

This sounds entirely plausible.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

That does have the ring of authenticity about it, yes :)

[uberredfraggle.livejournal.com]

Ok Go were up for the mercury last year I think. :)

(I may reply to the other aprt of the post later)

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

I heard you were a big East 17 fan in your youth, once going so far as to sneak into a dressing room with intention of stealing their pants. They caught you, however, and were so pleased, they gave you a bagful of oranges.

[deerfold.livejournal.com]

Damn this laughing at work thing.