England's Dumbest Criminals

[denny]

I have to re-post this from a friend's journal, as it's a beautiful image...

I think I forgot to mention that the CCTV footage from the second ramraid last month was actually very amusing. The car initially bounced off the glass and, once inside, the people just ran around a lot, excitedly, and stole nothing. They were still there when the police turned up. 'Evidence of drug use' was mentioned. So, essentially, a bunch of munters crashed their own car into the shop and then failed to leave before the police showed up.