*yawn* survey

[denny]

What is your favorite shop in the world?
Camden Market.

What room of your home do you spend the most time in?
Bedroom.

Who is the person you miss most right now?
gothslut

When and where have you felt most comfortable being nude?
I used to be comfortable being nude in my home. These days I have 'issues'.

What is your most disappointing sexual experience?
The ones that didn't happen. The one that was interrupted by the police was particularly annoying :)

What was the most useful course you ever took in school?
Maths.

What is the most valuable thing you own?
In monetary terms, my house, followed by my motorbike.

What would you most like to be remembered for after you die?
Being a good shag.

What is the cruelest thing a person has ever said to you?
It was harsh. We were busy destroying each other's minds at the time. No need to dwell.

What would be the best way to get rid of a dead body?
Phone the council and get them to come and collect it?

What is the poorest you've ever been?
Now. I'm almost £100,000 in debt if you include my mortgage... c £35,000 if you don't.

Where would you most hate to be pierced?
As in, to have the piercing magically appear all healed and fine? I'd hate to have a PA, as they make taking a piss more complicated, and I've heard they often make the guy over-sensitive which I could do without thanks.

If I had to sit the piercing, then I'll say 'no' to pretty much any more - the navel hurt way too much for my liking. Any genital piercing would be right at the bottom of my 'things to do' list, I suppose.

Who is the person you'd most like to take revenge on?
If there was anyone, listing their names in a public place would be silly.

What's the thing you know the most about?
Probably Perl (oh god my life is so incredibly empty)

What's the best thing you've ever tasted?
Cadburies chocolate.

What was the best toy you ever owned?
Now: Motorbike.
As a kid: Acorn Electron.

What's the shortest time between orgasms that you've ever experienced?
About 20 seconds.

What age do you want to live to?
As long as I'm capable of looking after myself.

What is the least amount of money you'd have to make to consider yourself rich?
£500,000

What would you find hardest about being in prison?
*ObSnigger*

Whose thoughts would you most like to read?
My ex-girlfriend.

What have you lost that you'd most like to retrieve?
My health.

What is the most disgusting thing you've ever had to do?
Not saying.

What was the most romantic evening you ever had?
My girlfriend of the time put on her collar and told me she wanted me to be in control for the night. That was a very deep feeling...

What tests your faith in a higher power the most?
Can't test what I don't have.

What is the worst word anyone ever used to describe you?
Someone called me a pederast once (completely out of the blue in a petty flame war on a Linux mailing list - "Hey, you spelled intellect wrong" "Yeah? Well you're a pederast" - or something along those lines). That was unpleasant of them, I thought.

What are you most greedy for?
Sex.

What is the most extreme thing you would do to your own appearance to make yourself better looking?
I'd like to have all my body hair removed permanently. Other than that, nothing leaps to mind.

What physical characteristic could you least tolerate in a mate?
My first instinctive answer was 'smoking', then I thought that's probably not a physical characteristic anyway. Second was 'obesity', but then I thought about it some more. In my opinion, if you love someone then I don't think any physical characteristic is going to make that much difference.

What one part of your body comes closest to your ideal?
Hair.

What invention has had the biggest impact on your life?
The Internet.

What is the least amount of money you would accept to never have sex again?
No. Just no.

What was the hardest secret you've ever had to keep?
Any of my own.

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[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Cheers, that's made my day that has  :)  And it's only 10am.