Drunken Hero Xmas Party

[denny]

xmas party at dennyd's house!!

nullstr nullstr drank 8 rums. nullstr accused boundpersephone of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour of a gay brothel in minsk. To say that nullstr loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la! _mrx_ _mrx_ drank 10 sherrys, 14 mescals, 8 white wines, 9 vodkas, 7 mint juleps and 12 ales. Contrary to popular belief _mrx_ firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career. katyha katyha drank 5 tequilas. Oh the powers of persusasion! zeke_hubris managed to convince a less than sober katyha that the milkman had run away with their dentures. katyha began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth! zeke_hubris zeke_hubris drank 6 aligator bites, 6 mescals, 12 champagnes, 9 pernods, 6 pulques and 10 sambuccas. codepope codepope drank 7 white wines, 15 poteens, 4 lagers, 7 gins and 14 pernods. msdemmie msdemmie drank 13 coffee liqueurs, 10 vermouths and 13 vodkas. boundpersephone boundpersephone drank 3 rums, 9 cognacs, 7 champagnes, 4 pulques, 5 goldschlagers and 5 vermouths. djlongfella djlongfella drank 8 irish creams, 5 sherrys, a coffee liqueur and 12 hot toddys. duranorak duranorak drank 8 irish creams, 7 ales, 2 tequilas, 5 vermouths and a rum. olithered olithered drank 12 bloody marys and 10 coffee liqueurs. dennyd dennyd drank 2 aligator bites. ciphergoth ciphergoth drank 11 goldschlagers, 3 ciders and 3 sherrys. Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! Some bastards puked on the ceiling! _mrx_, zeke_hubris, boundpersephone, djlongfella had better stay out of dennyd's way!

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Comments

[lzz.livejournal.com]

I read the third sentence the wrong way round.
*goes away to scrub mind*