There is no point at which those have deserved the name of "trousers". They are leggings, or possibly tights, or possibly grey body paint and very brave sellotape. Oh, and Rambo called; he wants his top half back.
He's concentrating... It's not easy to balance so precariously, and look sexy when one's weight is spread so unevenly. He's obviously heavier on one side than the other... I think we can all see that! **still giggling**
I think he's great... And he's slipped very easily into my Will Turner/Captain Jack Sparrow fantasy ;)
His penis seems to be looking in the same direction as he is. "Look, a bird!" "Where?" "Not that kind, Dicky, go back to sleep" "I can't, guv, these trousers are so tight I'm gettin' to know bits I never knew you had."
My first thought is that he's a waxwork model built by someone into pirates, muscle and cock. If I ever come to your house I expect to see him sat a shelf - he's probably about 6" high. Well done, dennyd - good attention to detail. ; )
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Date: 2003-12-03 11:29 pm (UTC)...~more fear~
There is no point at which those have deserved the name of "trousers". They are leggings, or possibly tights, or possibly grey body paint and very brave sellotape.
Oh, and Rambo called; he wants his top half back.
The weapon doesn't look too impressive, either.
Oh, god it's too early in the morning for this.
E.
x
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Date: 2003-12-03 11:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-12-04 02:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-12-04 06:39 am (UTC)He's concentrating... It's not easy to balance so precariously, and look sexy when one's weight is spread so unevenly. He's obviously heavier on one side than the other...
I think we can all see that! **still giggling**
I think he's great...
And he's slipped very easily into my Will Turner/Captain Jack Sparrow fantasy ;)
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Date: 2003-12-04 11:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-12-04 04:37 pm (UTC)His penis seems to be looking in the same direction as he is.
"Look, a bird!"
"Where?"
"Not that kind, Dicky, go back to sleep"
"I can't, guv, these trousers are so tight I'm gettin' to know bits I never knew you had."
Sorry. Late, and that. :)
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Date: 2003-12-09 10:19 am (UTC)Just the thought...
**squirms**
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Date: 2003-12-04 12:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-12-04 01:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-12-04 01:25 am (UTC)Talk about details! Ahhh well at least we know which side he is on ;)
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Date: 2003-12-04 01:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-12-04 04:55 am (UTC)Yes.
Please erase this image from my mind. It won't go away even when I stop looking at the screen.
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Date: 2003-12-04 05:45 am (UTC)God dman it...I love pirates! ;)
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Date: 2003-12-04 06:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-12-04 07:09 am (UTC)When you can tell he's circumsized through them...
Good boots though.
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Date: 2003-12-04 07:27 am (UTC)I clearly need to get one of each, put them next to each other, and do a compare and contrast.