Today I will be mostly ...

denny> and today, I'll be visiting an antique clock dealership for a tour of their stock
denny> can you feel my excitement from there? I bet you can.
HauntedUnix> denny: whut?
denny> HauntedUnix: apparently today's 'team building exercise' is a tour of one of our clients' showroom and a fascinating lecture about his stock
denny> possibly my boss is intending to unite us against a common enemy, I dunno
HauntedUnix> denny: Or he just hates you and wants to punish you, cruelly? :(
denny> HauntedUnix: now there's a theory that covers all the observed facts