'Chinese Whispers' with online translators

"RockSoc runs Wake Up Screaming, Cambridge's best Rock/Metal/Alternative night every other Tuesday night."

becomes

"To the work of RockSoc, the night of the shouts rather of which Rock/Metal/Alternative of that Cambridge, is wide this woke up upon her damages inside ignition, Tuesday."

Quote, Unquote

(context: you have to realise that this is seriously meant to be erotic to understand why I found it so funny)

"How beautiful, how very beautiful these ripe, swelling orbs of yours are."

From a Black Lace book found at a friend's house last night. Read to me by dmh, in an impressively deadpan fashion... followed (after a few seconds stunned silence) by both of us collapsing in giggles and then sending it by SMS to random people in our phone memories. I'm still getting "wtf?" replies from my friends now...

Update: Why I didn't think of this immediately, I have no idea, but... combining this entry with my last entry gives me ( this )