And the Lord did send 40 questions and 40 answers to test your endurance...

[denny]

1. What time is it? 19:54

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Denny James La-Haye
2.5 Name as it appears on your deed poll certificate: Denny James De La Haye

3. Nickname: None.

4. Parents' names: Roger James La-Haye and Barbara Lucille Gurney (called Lucy by everyone).

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: Hrm. Last time I had a birthday cake. Oh! darklightimages made me one, and I think she put a candle on it too. Just the one, as it was cup cake sized.

6. Date that you regularly blow them out: 3rd September. I tend to celebrate on my birthday, as I always book it off work as holiday. I refuse to work on my birthday.

7. Hair colour: Brown.

8. Tattoos: Yes (5). See memories for pictures.

9. How much do you love your job on a scale of 1-10: 2

10. Favourite colour: Black.

11. Hometown: I live in Milton Keynes. I don't have a home at present, just a house, and no town I'd call home either.

12. Current residence: Two bedroom semi-detached in a cul-de-sac. I seem to have mislaid my 2.4 kids though. Thank fuck.

13. Favourite food: Cheeseburger, made from real ground beef, medium rare (i.e. bleeding slightly in the middle). No sauces or *shudder* relish. Minimal salad.

14. Been to Africa? No, and no interest.

15. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yes.

16. Been in a car accident? Yes, several. Most of them not my fault.

17. Croutons or bacon bits? *random* Bacon bits?

18. Sprite or 7UP? Sprite.

19. Favourite movie: The Princess Bride.

20. Favourite day: Saturday.

21. Favourite holiday: Any day off is a good thing.

22. Favourite restaurant: Dexter's Grill in MK is the only place I go to fairly frequently.

23. Favourite flower: No real opinion here.

24. Favourite beverage: Summer fruit Fanta, at the minute.

25. Favourite sport to watch: No thanks.

26. Preferred type of ice cream: Don't really like ice-cream. Some sorbets are nice, raspberry or similar.

27. How many times did you fail your driver's test? None. Passed car and both bike tests first time.

28. Who is the last person you got email from: A vague acquaintance, on a mailing list a bunch of my friends and associates are on. This guy went to Uni with a good friend of mine, which is our common link.

29. Which single store would you choose to max your credit cards? I wouldn't - I have too many interests for one shopping centre to cover, let alone one shop.

30. What do you do most often when you are bored? Spod.

31. Name the person you are friends with that lives the farthest away: Out of my close friends, as opposed to acquaintances, it would probably be duranorak.

32. Most annoying thing people ask me or tell me: Probably work wanting to know when I'll complete something that's overdue.

33. Favourite thing to do at bedtime: Have sex. Duh. Failing that, I usually have to read before I can get to sleep properly.

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36. Favourite TV shows: I don't watch TV.

37. Last person/(s) you went out to dinner with: darklightimages probably.

38. Last movie you saw: At the cinema, X-Men II.

39. What is your car's name: I haven't named any of my transport for a while - I just use generic terms of endearment or insult to address them. The car is currently 'bitch', as it blew up on me. The bike is usually 'babe'.

40. Time now: 20:10