Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's... a survey!

[denny]

1. Beatles or Elvis?
Elvis.

2. What is your secret spy name?
Bob.

3. When you were a kid, you wanted to grow up to be...?
A computer programmer. As I actually achieved this, I think we can safely say that I've got no more interesting since then. Of course my goal now is to never grow up properly...

4. Ever had an odd pet (anything other than dog, cat, fish, bird?)
I currently have a snake ("Bob, short for Kate").

5. Ever taken the purity test?
Several, several times over the last few years. I tend to score quite low (4% on the 100 question ACL).

6. Is your hair colour currently your natural colour?
Yes.

7. Your current celebrity crushes?
I prefer real people.

8. Do you own any Tupperware?
Yes.

9. Ever re-gifted an item?
Yes, although not in the last 10 years or more.

10. Your favourite Stooge?
No opinion.

11. Daffy Duck or Donald Duck?
Daffy.

12. Favourite game to play?
Silly buggers.

13. You do a GREAT impression of?
Someone who needs more sleep.

14. Strange skill you have that not many people know about?
I can say the alphabet backwards. But not, since I taught myself this pointless party trick, forwards.

15. The body part you like best on yourself is?
Hair (on head - body-hair would be the worst).

16. A bad habit you...
Interrupting.
...have is?

17. The last concert you went to?
Killing Miranda at the Boat Race.

18. Kinkiest location you've ever done it?
Not sure - probably one of:
Dancefloor (at a fetish club).
Car bonnet (at the side of the road).

19. Your favourite fast food burger is?
Plain cheeseburger.

20. In the movie of your life, who do you want to play you?
Christian Slater.

21 Your dream car?
...is a motorbike.

22. Your favourite comic strip is?
Paper: Calvin & Hobbes.
Online: User Friendly.

23 Do you still have your appendix?
Yes.

24. Toilet paper: rolled under or over?
Over.

25. Your favourite doughnut?
Jam.

26. Favourite football team?
Pass me that machine gun would you?

27. Favourite Simpsons quote:
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."

28. Do you collect anything interesting?
Trauma?

29. What are your hobbies?
Main: Pervert, biker, geek.
Other: Fencing, juggling, hi-fi (home and car),

30. Your favourite form of chocolate?
Twix.

31. Your guilty pleasure?
I have no shame.

32. Your favourite piece of sushi?
Never tried it.

33. Your favourite way to blow £20?
I'd rather inhale through it ;)

34. Your personal theme song?
Possibly 'Twisted' by Wayne G.

35. Do you have any jewellery that contains your birthstone?
No.

36. Your favourite sandwich?
Tuna-mayo with cucumber, on white bread.

37. The furthest place you've ever travelled to?
The depths of my depression. Long walk back, all uphill...

38. What would you do with a million dollars?
Spend it.

39. What is one of your life goals?
Sex.

40. Your favourite foreign language film?
Akira.