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Jan. 31st, 2006 02:56 pm
denny: (Evil Hobbes)
[personal profile] denny
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness
anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-31 03:04 pm (UTC)
reddragdiva: (Default)
From: [personal profile] reddragdiva
Tequila! Turning bad ideas into good ones!

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-31 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] libellum.livejournal.com
It's a date *grin*

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-31 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotenok.livejournal.com
Tequila: Turning the contents of my stomach inside out since 1998..

;)

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-31 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_pixie_/
You owe me a new Keyboard... ;)

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-31 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dennyd.livejournal.com
*grin*

Nice to see your lovely vehicle is receiving the care and attention it so clearly deserves. :)

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-31 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_pixie_/
And that picture was only halfway through the day... it looked much better by the end..... ;)

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Date: 2006-01-31 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowyfeline.livejournal.com
fiona already introduced herself to tequila...

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-31 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snoof.livejournal.com
Sweet. Count me in, but you'll have to Bring Me Stuff in the morning - hangovers do bad things to my joints.

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Date: 2006-02-01 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lothie.livejournal.com
Woo hoo!

I wandered here from <lj user="beckyzoole">.

Date: 2006-02-02 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anotherjen.livejournal.com
That's great. May I repost, and if so, how shall I credit you?

Reposting

Date: 2006-02-02 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dennyd.livejournal.com
Feel free to re-post, no credit required - it was copy-pasted from an uncredited email I received last week.

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