5 Marketing Approaches

[denny]

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

Comments

[skx.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

[wildeabandon.livejournal.com]

*grin* The question is, do you get brand recognition yet? *kiss*

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Not that I can recall... obviously I need more advertising.

[mirukux.livejournal.com]

although in this case the inverse of the old adage "bad publicity is better than no publicity at all" would probably be more valid.

[missyasmina.livejournal.com]

"Is he?"
Would be a RVR (Reference verification request) then I presume. *s*

Hmm
I wonder what the Muliti Level Marketing version of this would be like.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

I wonder what the Multi Level Marketing version of this would be like.

That would be gossip, wouldn't it? :)

[pooloftrees.livejournal.com]

I thought more "I've learnt to be good in bed, but to give you a 'back rub' I need you to sign up as my downline."

[hughe.livejournal.com]

What about:

You are at a party with some friends, you see a goreous girl and one of your friends goes up to her, points at you and says "He is fantastic in bed. Tell this to 10 of your friends and you will be fantastic in bed too".

Viral Marketing?

[missyasmina.livejournal.com]

That would be deceitful information, and would be called "breaking the law".. hehe..