01. Tell me something obvious about yourself.
02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
03. What is your biggest fear?
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
06. What is your most treasured possession?
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
12. Are you the jealous type?
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say 'no' to?
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
16. When was the last time you cried?
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever.
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?
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02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
03. What is your biggest fear?
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
06. What is your most treasured possession?
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
12. Are you the jealous type?
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say 'no' to?
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
16. When was the last time you cried?
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever.
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?
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Date: 2005-07-26 01:41 pm (UTC)I'm a boy.
02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
I don't really like having a willy, but I could never get rid of it.
03. What is your biggest fear?
Old age and losing my teeth, then dying alone of a wasting disease sinstaed of suddenly.
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
The shortcut definitly.
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
To relive my life from 12-18 again.
06. What is your most treasured possession?
A cut amythyst crystal which I use to meditate with.
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
Obsess over people because of the way they looks, then find out they're actually not who I thought they were.
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
I don't like it up the ass.
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
I fuck men.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
"NO, honestly. Your hair looks lovely like that." Just so they go out looking like a tit.
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
Been arrested. It was hilarious.
12. Are you the jealous type?
Yes, most definitly.
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say 'no' to?
Alcohol.
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
A friend of mine, who is considerably older than me, told me there was hope for "the technologically-numbed bastards of" my generation because of people like me.
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
Go out into the middle of town and shout at old women.
16. When was the last time you cried?
An hour ago when I found out that I actually am quite ill.
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
Right now, because I am listening to Nina Hagen and she makes me dance.
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
I guess so because I do a bit of excericse, but I don;t get as many "is that a girl or a boy?!" comments as it's pretty obvious if I'm not wearing a top.
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever.
Poured the contents of the Slimelight bar tipsjar (£18 in total) into my friend's handbag, bought some drugs and got a taxi home. Actually, I'm not embarrassed about that at all.
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?
Sure :) I haven't done one of these on my lj in ages, so I think I will.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 02:04 pm (UTC)02. I knit things
03. Spiders
04. I usually take the fastest route
05. Musical ability
06. My [broken] gold chain - it was the last present from both parents
07. I spend way too long surfing for pr0n
08. I'm passively versatile
09. I'm gay (does that count?)
10. "I'll do that right away!" (or some variation, at work)
11. Visited the Eden Project!
12. Not overly
13. Back rubs/scratch massages
14. All that comes to mind (there have been lots of acts of kindness) is
15. Go and give
16. Probably while listening to music
17. I'd point you to a journal entry, but you're not on the TMI filter... Instead, I'll settle for cycling along the Thames about 14 years ago with a friend from school
18. Not any more
19. I once made a pass at
20. I think that would be interesting.
(Screen/unscreen at your discretion.)
C'est moi!
Date: 2005-07-26 02:24 pm (UTC)I have a livejournal account.
I have a phobia of wasps. Ugh.
Like lots of people, I'm afraid I'll end up alone in the world.
Tricky one, depending on how metaphysical you're getting here, but generally the short cut.
Respect.
My voice.
Dramatise. Like a big, fat diva.
I am extremely vocal.
I very clearly have an oral fixation.
Heh. "It's not you, it's me."
There's nothing that actually fits within those parameters strictly.
Nah, I'm more likely to be amused and flattered that my taste is endorsed!
The chance to play with my little sister.
Held me tight while I cried helplessly, without needing to be asked.
Go hangliding.
Couple of days ago? Yeah, watching Meet Joe Black for the first time; floods! Sporadically all the way through it!
The last time I sang well.
Er, define 'shirt.' Do I get to wear a bra? Or a skimpy top or something? Sounds like my answer is halway between yes and no, huh?
Stole a Pepsi glass. It was a nice glass.
Don't know if I'll post this, but sure - go for it!
I approve :)
Date: 2005-07-26 02:30 pm (UTC)oral++
Re: I approve :)
Date: 2005-07-26 02:33 pm (UTC)You should have seen the answers I thought thrice about posting...
Re: I approve :)
Date: 2005-07-26 03:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 02:37 pm (UTC)I have green eyes.
02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
I am a pansexual. I don't generally go on about it so I guess you dont know.
03. What is your biggest fear?
Clowns, and jay-cloths
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
Hmmm.. I usually put on my tramp blanket and walk down the dodgy shorcut
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
Ill say love, because, heh, its what I want! But money can't buyy..
06. What is your most treasured possession?
My cat, Ruby
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
Bounce round like a loon, and make my constipated face in front of really fit/cool people. Oh dear.
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
Uhhhhh Im a sucker for collarbones and dimples on lower backs. Makes me go ooerrwater the ladygarden.
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
IM NOT STRAIGHT yeehaww.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
That my name is Alberta Fosseltrough and I live by the queen. No one seems to believe it for some reason.
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
Bucket and Plunger porn (okay only joking. I dunno.)
12. Are you the jealous type?
Yes.
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say 'no' to?
Jed :/ but lets say I also can't say no to Center Parcs, and custard creams
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
Inviting me over on valentines day when i broke up with my ex bf, even though she had valentines plans of her own.
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
Bucket and Plunger porn?
16. When was the last time you cried?
This morning when I collapsed and made a spaz out of myself in 8 inch platforms running for the bus, and scappered myself everywhere!
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
Yesterday night when I was with Jed in bed, just talking, it was lovely.
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
Uhmm.. well, I have to say no, but when drunk I occasionally get my tats out.
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever.
See the above, heh, and urmm.. OH letting that gorup of chaves take my skirt off and take pictures of my bottom!
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?
Nu its okay, I wont be posting as I have toooooooo much to doooo!! Phanks for posting it though x
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Date: 2005-07-26 03:15 pm (UTC)02. I'm a Leo.
03. Sharks.
04. Depends on my mood.
05. Love from others.
06. My fish pendant.
07. Let other people get to me.
08. Don't know you that well, yet. :P
09. I'm straight.
10. "It was all his/her fault."
11. Be toyed with in a specific way by a specifc person.
12. Oh yes.
13. Attention.
14. Wanted me to move back to Oxford.
15. Travel the world.
16. Sunday night.
17. Can't remember.
18. Nope.
19. Didn't notice them hiding the rum from me for twenty minutes.
20. Yep, but I ain't gonna - c'est la vie.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 04:00 pm (UTC)I am not a small porcelain cat.
02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
I can't stand Tea.
03. What is your biggest fear?
someone knowing my biggest fear.
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
depends how well I know the shortcut and how much time have.
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
A reason to live.
06. What is your most treasured possession?
my guitar
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
I make palns then regret them and cancel - or dont make the plans and then feel left out. (whichever I do will be the wrong choice)
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
the last time I came - I hit the telephone.
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
I am straight.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
"no, sorry I have plans" - see 7.
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
150mph
12. Are you the jealous type?
I used to be, but not recently.
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say 'no' to?
'manth, Lake District, Weed
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
...can i get back to you on that?...
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be? a Cliff Dive
16. When was the last time you cried? - a while (nearly cried about 5 months ago, but couldn't. before that -years)
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
about 3 days ago on Nitrous Oxide
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on? Used to - not so much since the Gut arrived. Still ok in a swimming pool though.
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever. - Julia.
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?
I doubt I will, but If I do then sure.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 04:08 pm (UTC)*rotfl* That's mean. *snigger*
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 05:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 08:36 pm (UTC)...can i get back to you on that?...
Well it was me that made you spaff on the telephone, thats nice ;)
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 06:34 pm (UTC)I drop by your lj from time to time.
02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
I use contactlinses.
03. What is your biggest fear?
Except from the obvious losing my family/friends; - Fire.
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
Probably the safe route.
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
A singing voice.
06. What is your most treasured possession?
Pictures of my daughter/family.
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
Sleep to long in the mornings.
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
I like women.
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
I like men.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
Ehm.. no, I didnt buy anything, it was that bill you know...
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
Not telling ;)
12. Are you the jealous type?
I dont know really. I think not.
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say 'no' to?
My daughter. (well..most times. I have to say no some times.)
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
Gotta think about that one.
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
16. When was the last time you cried?
22.july 1997
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
When I gave birth to my daughter.
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
No
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever.
Ops.. gotta go now..
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?
yep.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 07:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 08:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 08:51 pm (UTC)I am a girl
02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
I am a writer (unpublished unfortunately)
03. What is your biggest fear?
Losing those I love
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
Shortcut
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
My Grandad to still be alive
06. What is your most treasured possession?
My late grandads cigarette case
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
I pull my hair out when I am stressed/upset/angry, I wish I could stop doing it
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
I like girls
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
I am the blowjob queen
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
I often say that I am working to avoid social situations
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
Ride a very fast motorbike
12. Are you the jealous type?
I am not as bad as I used to be....
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say 'no' to?
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
Jump on a plane and just get away from here, with
16. When was the last time you cried?
The last time I cried for a reason was August 2004 when my Grandad died
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
Saturday just gone
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
Hell no!
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever.
Very bad things at slimelite including flashing random strangers
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?
It would be nice
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-27 06:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 09:43 pm (UTC)2) Scottish
3) Slow painful death
4) Shortcut
5) Happiness
6) see 5)
7) junk food addiction
8) armpit fetish
9) vertical hood ;-)
10) "I'm ok"
11) If I wanted to do it again, I already did
12) In ways no one expects
13) alcohol
14) My parents, letting me be me rather than their ambitions for me
15) Fly to Amsterdam for a lesbian kinky sex and drugs weekend
16) Possibly this morning.
17) Possibly also this morning
18) Depends if you define fetish clubs as "public"
19) I was visiting St Michale's Mount on acid. I needed the toilet and found a cubicle in the ladies loos. I entered, pulled down my pants and sat down to have a piss. Afterwards I lay on the grass outside in the sunshine. Only then did it dawn on me that I had actually taken a piss on an elderly lady who was already on the toilet. I think.
20) yeah, go on, if I get round to it.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 09:57 pm (UTC)*rotfl* Brilliant :)
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 11:40 pm (UTC)I'm a guy
02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
I'm a bisexual kinkfest Mc twisty monkey boy hidden inside a guy
03. What is your biggest fear?
Death
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
Bit of both
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
I've lost a lot of relatives.. I'd like them back.
06. What is your most treasured possession?
My BMW
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
procrastinate.
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
I once made a girl cum with my tongue while she hung helpless by her wrists from a winch in front of a few hundred people at Torture Garden.
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
I have a 24/7 live in sex slave at my disposal.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
No.. no.. I was listening.. go on..
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
40 Guy 5 girl gangbang.. Doing it again on Friday hopefully. :)
12. Are you the jealous type?
Hahahahaha... No.. (wipes tears of mirth from eyes) Can't afford silly things like jealousy in my lifestyle.
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say 'no' to?
I can never say no to passion.. :)
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
Once on the brink of suicide after a disastrous relationship a very nice French lady took me in and healed me for 6 months. Put the broken pieces of me back together when I had nothing left. I owe her my life.. literally.
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
Run naked to the center square of Bristol with the fountains and have a little poo next to the pigeons.
16. When was the last time you cried?
fews days ago singing some of my sad songs..
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
Ripsnorter boat party a month ago where I tried my first E and loved it.
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
Yes.. no clothes on at all is fine.
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever.
I once woke up drunk and still high after a party in some flat in London I didn't know and suddenly knew that the worlds markets were about to crash and that leaves were going to be the new currency so on my way home stuffed as many leaves into my pants as I could.. Collected hundreds of the buggers..
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?
nah but I've enjoyed filling this one in :)
(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-27 12:24 pm (UTC)02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know. I suffer from Hayfever.
03. What is your biggest fear? death of a loved one, human or animal.
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut? shortcut.
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money? family - my own, and yes you can buy a baby, but not your own flesh and blood.
06. What is your most treasured possession? my animals.
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often? beat my self up emotionally
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know. Ah that would be telling!
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows. I have a fetish for corsets :o)
10. What is your favorite lie to tell? No really, I'm fine!
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again. London Eye
12. Are you the jealous type? yes, but I usually have a handle on it!and it is usually of things not people!
13. What is the 1 person, place or thing that you can never say no to? My man, with a tub of pinapple icecream and a smile on his face!
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you? All those who visited me in hospital
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be? strip nekkid in the office and scream - this is who i am!!
16. When was the last time you cried? can't remember, watching Titanic a little tear crawled down my cheek!!
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered? Riding Jake last night...
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on? yes
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever. Got carpet burns whilst handcuffed to my friend at Uni when she decided to drag me to the bar...
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it? of course!!
This is Me...
Date: 2005-07-28 06:54 pm (UTC)I have computer (well, more than one).
02. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
I've developed a facination with clouds.
03. What is your biggest fear?
Harm coming to my friends or family.
04. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
Safe route, unless the shortcut is to get away from bad traffic jams, which I did rather adventurously near Antwerp in Belgium...
05. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
Love and passion.
06. What is your most treasured possession?
My data/memories (not really tangable but I don't feel so attached to tangible objects anymore).
07. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
Nervousness and shyness.
08. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
When it comes to sex, I'm actually surprisingly adventurous, open-minded, and good with my tongue :-p . I once spent an entire day in bed - and there wasn't any sleeping being done ;-)
09. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
I'm straight.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
"I'm fine." (Not exactly a favourate, just the most common as I don't tend to lie about other stuff).
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
Once? Hmmm... Visit Switzerland again.
12. Are you the jealous type?
Yes, mildly, but not in a possessive manner - everyone is a person, not an object to own. However I'm more likely to turn it inward like a knife upon myself.
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say 'no' to?
Chocolate. OK, and food in general.
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
Go out in the street and hug every woman I could find.
16. When was the last time you cried?
On holiday. I was rather lonely, but the break has given me a feeling of freedom and strength.
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
Parked in the rain, looking down at a lake in a valley in Switzerland. Before that, laughing with friends...
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
Not really. I did take off my shirt a few times while I was away in Europe though, it's just my belly and chest aren't really much to look at.
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk/high/whatever.
Nothing I can think of. I guess I need some help to do something embarrassing to write here ;-)
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?
I'm not going to put it in my journal. I'll leave it as a test for people to hunt down ;-)