100 statements meme

[denny]

01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I don’t watch much TV these days.
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
07. I love to play video games.
08. I've tried marijuana.
09. I've watched porn movies.
10. I have been in a threesome.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy. mostly
13. I have acne free skin. mostly
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton. who?
15. I curse frequently but i am stopping
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby. several - what I need is more free time to practise them all
18. I’ve been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm really, really smart.
21. I've never broken someone’s bones.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I hate the rain.
24. I'm paranoid at times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe and free of cost.
26. I need money right now!
27. I love Sushi.
28. I talk really, really fast when I'm hyper. high, yes... I think I'm too lazy to get hyper
29. I have fresh breath in the morning. I dunno - comments welcome. I think.
30. I have semi-long hair. I don't think 'semi' really covers it
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis. or, y'know, both
35. I have a twin.
36. I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past.
37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. it's useful, but I think I'd survive without *rolls eyes*
38. I like the way that I look a lot of the time.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
40. I know how to do cornrows.
41. I am usually pessimistic.
42. I have a lot of mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot.
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past.
46. I have a hidden talent. well, it's been said :-D
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular.
49. I am currently single. FSVO
50. I have big boobs.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone.
52. I practically live in PJ pants.
53. I love to shop.
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with DeviantArt. not obsessed at all, good site though - nice backgrounds for dual-monitor set-ups
58. I don't hate anyone.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer.
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I believe in God.
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
66. I love drama.
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. I have rejected someone before.
69. I have never been to a big concert.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
71. I want to have children in the future. not sure, really not sure - certainly not until I grow up, anyway
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I’ve called the cops on a friend before. not exactly - they called me - but close enough. I pressed charges.
74. I bite my nails.
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. again with the 'who?'
76. I'm not allergic to anything. unless a violent nausea brought on by the smell of peanuts counts
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 7 years older or younger.
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest ”Friday” movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes. less so the last few years
81. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.
85. I own the ”South Park” movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on DeviantArt.
87. When I was a kid I played ”the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or friend.
88. I enjoy some country music...
89. I would die for my best friends. depending on circumstances, it's possible
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive and often a perfectionist.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career. wouldn't mind, but no-one's looked interested so far :-P
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s ”Children’s Story”.
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
98. I have dated a close friend’s ex.
99. I’m happy as of this moment.
100. I need to get laid so bad... Always.