Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=39465&item=2289020498&rd=1

You SHALL go to the Ball...

...but probably on your own.

I have my ticket for tomorrow's Torture Garden Xmas Ball - somewhat to my surprise, it hasn't sold out yet. However I don't have anyone to go with, or know anyone to meet up with while I'm there, so I'm feeling like a bit of a Denny No-mates at present. Still, at least I can play with my glow-balls and dance a bit... I could certainly do with the exercise.

What. The. Fuck?

Surely this can't be serious?

http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/30/bush.arrest/index.html

If it is, Canada's government has balls the size of fucking planets. Go Canada Go!

Update: of course, it's not. Funny though :)

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20023