denny | Feb. 14th, 2003

Feb. 14th, 2003

The last line of this had me literally howling with laughter in the office just now. YMMV :)

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        "The City Alert Texting System (Cats) will warn people where 
         [terrorist] attacks are taking place and pass on information 
         about what to do to people caught in an incident..."
                                  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/2757017.stm
                        ...CATS: U HAVE NO CHANCE 2 SURVIV MK YR TIME
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Current Mood: amused

http://www.statistics.gov.uk/census2001/profiles/rank/jedi.asp

I knew there was a reason I was planning on moving... Milton Keynes might be respectably high up in those results, but Cambridge is no less than fourth!