Purity Test (sex-only version)

[denny]

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	20% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you	65.1%
Shamelessness	21.4% For Christ's sake, put your clothes on!	79.4%
Sex Drive	15.8% Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking	77.8%
Straightness	0% Knows the other body type like a map	45.2%
Gayness	12.5% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	83.2%
Fucking Sick	39.8% Don't look in the basement	89.9%
You are 20.72% pure Average Score: 72.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

Comments

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

*carefully annotates to-do list*

[wildeabandon.livejournal.com]

Hasn't this one done the rounds of LJ before now? IIRC I end up about half a percent purer than you. And Giolla keeps using the fact that he scores about twice as pure as me as evidence that he's actually more innocent...

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I didn't score anywhere near this low last time I saw one with this formatting. As I don't recall doing anything especially depraved and novel recently, I suspect they've changed the questions.

PS: I believe giolla :-P

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

I believe Giolla too...;)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I'm not sure I do. :)

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[wildeabandon.livejournal.com]

Rah. Someone believes me :)

[wildeabandon.livejournal.com]

Hmph. You're both slandering my sweet innocent soul^W^W^W^W^W Okay, so I won't get away with that. But you're both forgetting that Giolla's the type to be depraved in such odd ways that these sort of tests just ask the wrong questions.

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

Whereas that's exactly what I was thinking. ~s~
Bless. ~pats you both on the head~

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[giolla.livejournal.com]

Not so, I am sweet and innocent and I bet I still score considerably purer than you do.

[velvetfox.livejournal.com]

It did the rounds around about this time (http://www.livejournal.com/users/velvetfox/53404.html).

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Oh! Is that text from a book called Le peau d'Anna? I remember reading it when I was about to take my French GCSE, it was ever so sad, but I didn't finish it because somebody recalled it at the library.

[velvetfox.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately not. It's a french translation of an Ella Fitzgerald translation.

[kissycat1000.livejournal.com]

According to mine (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kissycat1000/198596.html) I'm purer than you but slightly more gay.. :/

Will have to try harder...

[tacohell.livejournal.com]

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

Heh, still over 50% pure. Someone isn't working hard enough. ~g~

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[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Ahem. If the best you can claim now is "over 50%", then I think someone has been quite busy. What was your score two years ago? :)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

~grin~ I was hoping you wouldn't comment on that...

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[wechsler.livejournal.com]

Ok, how much (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wechsler/384616.html) over 50% ?

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

....eeep.

You're more innocent than me.

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[wechsler.livejournal.com]

*muahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahhaa
hahahahhahahahahah*

*spon*

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

Y'what?

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[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Ithankyou.

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

....
I bet it's just that pesky "Ever been given money for sexual favours"-type question...damn it. :)

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