Nobody expects the meme-ish inquisition!
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dennyWhat is my real name?
Where did we meet?
How long have you known me?
How well do you know me?
Do I smoke?
When you first saw me what did you think?
What was one of the first things I said to you?
What are my hair & eye colour?
What's one of my favourite things to do?
What's my favourite type of music?
What's my best physical feature?
Am I shy or outgoing?
Would you say I'm funny?
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
Do I have any special talents?
Would you consider me a friend?
Have you ever seen me cry?
A good nickname for me would be?
Am I in love, and with who?
Have I ever been hospitalised and what for?
Have I ever had a crush on you?
Have you ever had a crush on me?
Say anything to me here:
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Date: 2003-04-17 06:02 am (UTC)Samantha Jocelyn Hughes
Where did we meet?
In Glasgow, during the Red Thursday Riots. You wore a natty bandana, I recall. Ah, those nats!
How long have you known me?
5 foot 3, until tomorrow. Then 178 cms
How well do you know me?
Indescribably well.
Do I smoke?
Fluently
When you first saw me what did you think?
"I knew I shouldn't have ordered the Special"
What was one of the first things I said to you?
You asked me if that was gun in my pocket or if I was intending to shoot you with a herring.
What are my hair & eye colour?
They are just one way by which you can be distinguished from Yul Brynner.
What's one of my favourite things to do?
Lobby the government for tighter controls on the sale of tractors.
What's my favourite type of music?
Cordant.
What's my best physical feature?
I would say your outrageous neck. But I have also heard many people comment in your wake about your left instep. Especially when you wear that green number.
Am I shy or outgoing?
In the last quarter I did notice a decrease in your outgoings, but they were still shy of the target set in the previous third.
Would you say I'm funny?
Oh yes. Yes, I would. Very funny indeed.
Oh, wait - funny funny or funny?
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
If the first rule of rebellion is "Do not follow the rules" then this puts us in a light-mauve quandry. I would instead classify you as a "Revel" instead and claim dyslexia made em do it.
Do I have any special talents?
No-one knows quite how you do that trick with the string, it must be said. Frequently.
Would you consider me a friend?
Why? Are you auditioning?
Have you ever seen mercury?
Yes. I needed a telescope though.
A good nickname for me would be?
Witty, but brief. I deplore long and convoluted nicknames, as I was saying only the other day to 'Big but not too big and certainly not fat just muscled' Bob.
Am I in love, and with who?
If you need me to tell you this then I can only inform you that you are not in love with me. Any other is your own affair, both ways.
Have I ever been hospital sized and what for?
Consuming too many gassy modern beers can make one swell up, but as far as I know you haven't reached such proportions yet.
Have I ever had a crush on you?
Your handshake is firm, but not impossible to endure.
Have you ever had a crush on me?
Ah, now coems the confession. You remember in year three when Matron regularly scolded you for your nightly emissions? That was actually Wilkins and me. We'd balance a cup of fruit crush on your head as you snored and place bets as to how long it'd stay on. Bastard still owes me three shillings and lashings of ginger beer.
Say anything to me here:
Something to me!
Something to me!
Something to me!
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Date: 2003-04-17 06:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-04-17 06:27 am (UTC)Where did we meet? middle of oxford when u were on a bike run
How long have you known me? a couple of months
how well do you know me? barely at all
do i smoke? no
when u first saw me what did you think? i see what
what was one of the 1st things i said to you? apart from hi, you offered me a sherbert straw.
what are my hair and eye colour? brown and um brown
what is one of my fave things to do? juggle
what is my fave type of music? ummm bleepy?
what is my best physical feature? ooh the choices... cheekbones or eyes
am i shy or outgoing? i'd say a bit of both but more outgoing
would you say i'm funny? yes
am i a rebel or do i follow the rules? i'd say rebel
do i have any special talents? i'm sure there are lots more but juggling is one of them
would you consider me a friend? i'd like to
have you ever seen me cry? no
a good nickname for me would be? ummm dunno
am i in love? with who? i think so but i don't know
have i ever been hospitalised, what for? don't know, maybe you broke something? accident?
have i ever had a crush on you? very much doubt it.
have you ever had crush on me? think you are very cute but don't know you well enough to have had a crush.
say anything to me here? ummmm may i take you up on the offer of a bike ride someday?
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Date: 2003-04-17 07:50 am (UTC)Well I suppose this is a comment of sorts!
Ok ok I'll answer selectively!
Where did we meet?
Whitby
How long have you known me?
2 days!
How well do you know me?
Better than I should!
Do I smoke?
Not that I noticed!
When you first saw me what did you think?
That dude has a small head, and Kewel twirly things (poi)!
What was one of the first things I said to you?
I can't remember!
What's one of my favourite things to do?
Lick I think! Such enthusiasm!
What's my best physical feature?
Your Head!
Am I shy or outgoing?
Quietly outgoing!
Would you say I'm funny?
Ha Ha or Peculiar?
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
There are rules?
Do I have any special talents?
Licking!
Would you consider me a friend?
Yup!
A good nickname for me would be?
Bloke with the tiny head, that's too long tho so AniMate will do.
Have I ever had a crush on you?
I don't think so but you seemed to like the wife.
Have you ever had a crush on me?
Na.
Say anything to me here:
I got a strange look frome the bloke next to me! Talking to computers is not good.
(no subject)
Date: 2003-04-17 08:01 am (UTC)Where did we meet? you were wedged between gothslut and duranorak looking happy with an Easter Egg
How long have you known me? barely, a few weeks
how well do you know me? one tiny notch above "stranger"
do i smoke? no
when u first saw me what did you think? ahhhhhh! *light goes on*
what was one of the 1st things i said to you? I'm Denny... *expectant look*
what are my hair and eye colour? brown hair
what is one of my fave things to do? Bike, be with friends (I'm guessing)
what is my fave type of music? I have no idea
what is my best physical feature? I haven't studied you that closely sorry
am i shy or outgoing? You appear to me that you reserve yourself until you know someone
would you say i'm funny? I haven't noticed yet
am i a rebel or do i follow the rules? I think you like rules. Flexible rules though
do i have any special talents? Do you juggle?
would you consider me a friend? a friend of a friend of a friend
have you ever seen me cry? no
a good nickname for me would be? Your name is unique already
am i in love? No idea
have i ever been hospitalised, what for? no idea
have i ever had a crush on you? no
have you ever had crush on me? good god, I only met you once!
say anything to me here? hello, remember me?
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Date: 2003-04-17 08:09 am (UTC)Yep :)
Re:
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Date: 2003-04-17 08:20 am (UTC)I hate waiting for breakdown trucks
I can't juggle to save my life!
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Date: 2003-04-17 09:28 am (UTC)Denny de la Haye
Where did we meet?
In your car, on the way to Torture Gardens. I thought you were a really rude git, and then I realised you couldn't hear me!
How long have you known me?
Probably about a year now, or just over.
How well do you know me?
To use an analogy, like a set of encyclopaedias.
Do I smoke?
Most definately not.
When you first saw me what did you think?
"Another long haired yahoo."
What was one of the first things I said to you?
bleh
What are my hair & eye colour?
Brown hair.....er...brown eyes? (I'm colourblind).
What's one of my favourite things to do?
*Grins*
*Grins and thinks*
Debugging kernels.
That's pretty safe.
What's my favourite type of music?
Bouncy bouncy BOUNCY!
What's my best physical feature?
Smell.
Am I shy or outgoing?
Exclusive extrovertism.
Would you say I'm funny?
In a "life with the pants down" sorta way, yes.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
You follow the rules for the most part.
Do I have any special talents?
I'd imagine superb patience, considering a mutual friend :-).
Would you consider me a friend?
If you insist.
Have you ever seen me cry?
No, but it can be arranged....!
A good nickname for me would be?
Denzil
Am I in love, and with who?
I can think of one definitely, but I will preserve your confidence on this occasion.
Have I ever been hospitalised and what for?
Not to my knowledge.
Have I ever had a crush on you?
I really doubt it. Snookums.
Have you ever had a crush on me?
See above answer.
Say anything to me here:
A Zen Master goes up to a Hot Dog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything".
(no subject)
Date: 2003-04-17 09:31 am (UTC)*roars with laughter*
That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard this year. Brilliant!
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Date: 2003-04-17 09:36 am (UTC)So we've got "Reading Slashdot is like attending an MENSA meeting, where they're giving away WWF tickets in exchange for chickens" for 2002 and the above for this year.
Can anyone beat this?!
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Date: 2003-04-17 09:52 am (UTC)Where did we meet? In the bar of Newnham College in Cambridge, i believe.
How long have you known me? Can't remember.
How well do you know me? A bit.
Do I smoke? Very not.
When you first saw me what did you think? Wonder who she is? Oh - wonder who he is?
What was one of the first things I said to you? Something about having been bitten, i believe.
What are my hair & eye colour? Hair, brown, eyes, blue.
What's one of my favourite things to do? Play with shiny balls :)
What's my favourite type of music? EBM and metal.
What's my best physical feature? Hair. No, eyes. No, hair. Agh.
Am I shy or outgoing? Shy.
Would you say I'm funny? Sometimes.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? Depends what the rules are.
Do I have any special talents? Yes. Learning to do stuff, damn you. *jealous*
Would you consider me a friend? Yes.
Have you ever seen me cry? Only a bit.
Am I in love, and with who? Um.
Have I ever been hospitalised and what for? I don't think so.
Have I ever had a crush on you? Dunno.
Have you ever had a crush on me? Yes.
Say anything to me here: Don't come near me until i've got rid of this flu.
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Date: 2003-04-17 09:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-04-17 10:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-04-17 11:50 am (UTC)~smile~ 's a nice thought, but it would be news to me. :)
E.
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Date: 2003-04-17 12:04 pm (UTC)Denny De La Haye. There's a J in there but I can't blasted remember what it stands for - something incongruously normal like James.
Where did we meet?
Here, first. Then in Cambridge, in your car, at the station.
How long have you known me?
You've been on my journal since around September, I think. Maybe October.
How well do you know me?
Not well enough. But better every day.
Do I smoke?
Emphatically not, except possibly after making mistakes with fire poi in the future. :)
When you first saw me what did you think?
"Oh, damn, he's really really quite cute."
What was one of the first things I said to you?
You e-mailed me to see if we could meet when you or I were in Cambridge. I'm ashamed to say I can't at all recall anything you said when we *did* meet, I was so miserable that couple of days I've blanked most of it.
What are my hair & eye colour?
Dark brown and. Erm. I should know, but I look into your eyes, not at them. I swear I never notice eye colour, ever, unless it's pointed out to me for some reason. Sorry. ~s~
What's one of my favourite things to do?
~grin~ Well, apart from the obvious, bounce in Cyberdog with shiny things.
What's my favourite type of music?
"That's not music, that's just noise" at both ends of the spectrum. I love you.
What's my best physical feature?
Oh, gods. I guess if I have to choose one thing, it's your hair, but, meep.
Am I shy or outgoing?
Perhaps a little shyer than you think.
Would you say I'm funny?
God, yes.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
I think rules are pretty much something that has always happened to other people for you - not in a rebellious way, just that you've found you've never really had to pay all that much attention to them, so you never really have.
Do I have any special talents?
Oh, yes. You're awfully good with words, for a start.
Would you consider me a friend?
Always, I hope.
Have you ever seen me cry?
Only a very very little.
A good nickname for me would be?
Gentleman Adventurer, it works very well.
Am I in love, and with who?
Yes, with
Have I ever been hospitalised and what for?
I'd imagine so, but I can't think of anything you've actually told me about.
Have I ever had a crush on you?
No, I think you just wanted to sleep with me back before feelings were involved, that's different. :)
Have you ever had a crush on me?
Yep.
Say anything to me here:
...yes?
E.
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Date: 2003-04-17 12:38 pm (UTC)First time we had contact was when I wrote you a rather confused, annoyed and geeky email about uk*.info domains. First time we *met*? Calling perhaps?
Um, 6-9 months? Can't really say
Better, but not well enough.
Not AFAIK, which strikes me as oddly incongruous.
Something like "and I thought *I* was thin"...
Doing well here, aren't I? Something vague, noncomittal, and smalltalky, I think.
Brown for both.
VROOOOOMMMM, to use your own words.
Bleep.
uh *blush* Lips or arse... you snog better than pretty much any bloke I know, but the rear view's pretty good too.
Outgoing when you're in the mood for it. Withdrawn otherwise. Not generally shy.
Peculiar, or ha-ha? You're my clone, and you've got as bad a sense of humour as I. So yes, and no.
Do you *know* the rules?
So I've heard ;) And you can juggle better than me, too.
Oh yes.
Quite possibly so.
"Tart" seems to work quite well.
Hrm. Probably not (once bitten, twice shy, on this answer)
Pass.
Oh I hope so ;)
Like I've not made it clear yet.
You. Me. London. And lose the trousers.
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Date: 2003-04-17 02:04 pm (UTC)No, I had nothing else to say, but the ~grin~ was very loud. :)
You, you, *me*, London. But I like the trousers.
E.
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Date: 2003-04-18 03:09 am (UTC)What is my real name? Denny De La Haye
Where did we meet? At Chievely services, nr. J13 of the M4. That sounds really unglamourous - er, it was for the Fred Hill motorbike ride :)
How long have you known me? Without looking, I'd say about 4 months? Maybe longer.
How well do you know me? Well enough to know I'm frustrated that I don't know more yet.
Do I smoke? No.
When you first saw me what did you think? Aah, that'll be Denny then :)
What was one of the first things I said to you? God it's hot! (I think, referring to your noddy suit)
What are my hair & eye colour? Hmm, well, dark brown and (cheating) dark brown.
What's one of my favourite things to do? Ride. BIKES! (I couldn't possibly comment about anything else ;) )
What's my favourite type of music? *thinks* Well.. I know you like the bleepy music, but somehow I feel that's only when it suits or you want to change your mood. I suspect your favourite is what bests suits your mood at the time.
What's my best physical feature? Your wry smile. Oh, can I have just one more? Please? I like the way you move too.
Am I shy or outgoing? You portray outgoing much like most others and are actually quite shy.
Would you say I'm funny? Not in the light I see you.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? You follow your rules, and if they happen to overlap with others' rules, so much the better.
Do I have any special talents? Perspective.
Would you consider me a friend? Yes, one that I don't have time to talk to enough.
Have you ever seen me cry? No. Just thinking about it has brought tears to my eyes though.
A good nickname for me would be? Not here. Not yet.
Am I in love, and with who? I think so, at least one.
Have I ever been hospitalised and what for? I'm sure you told me about a motorcycle accident in your past.
Have I ever had a crush on you? I'm not sure. I guess strangely fascinated is closer to the mark.
Have you ever had a crush on me? Your personality, certainly. And perhaps because of that I see particular physical things about you in a more positive light than is normal :)
Say anything to me here: I'm more shy than a barge full of virginal nuns. Sometimes I have to be lewd to cover for that ;)
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Date: 2003-04-18 05:33 am (UTC)Where did we meet? At Tight Laced - you were watching me get flogged.
How long have you known me? About three years now. Something like that.
How well do you know me? Pretty well, but probably not as well as Em.
Do I smoke? Vehemently no, and you don't like that I do (I'm going to try quitting again when I finish the pack of cloves I got at Whitby)
When you first saw me what did you think? I was mostly thinking "Ow" at that point, but I did notice how cute you were :)
What was one of the first things I said to you? "Hi. Have a flyer for my website" probably. And later you offered me a lift home :)
What are my hair & eye colour? Mid brown and blue
What's one of my favourite things to do? Riding. And your motorbike ;>
What's my favourite type of music? Bleepy shite or metal.
What's my best physical feature? Either hair or hip bones. Mmmm. Hip bones.
Am I shy or outgoing? Shy at heart, but you can fake outgoing fairly well.
Would you say I'm funny?
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? You tend to bend the rules as far as you can, and only break them if it's entirely necessary.
Do I have any special talents? *grins* Oh, and you can do swirly things.
Would you consider me a friend? Yes. I'm not sure that I'm a very good friend to you, but that's different.
Have you ever seen me cry? Yes. It's generally been my fault
A good nickname for me would be? Um. I don't know actually.
Am I in love, and with who? Yes. Daft bugger.
Have I ever been hospitalised and what for? Bike accidents. I'm not aware of any other times.
Have I ever had a crush on you? Just a little bit.
Have you ever had a crush on me? Oh yes.
Say anything to me here: *kisskisskisskisskiss*
Lesse how I do - and I PROMISE I haven't read the other answers yet!
Date: 2003-04-22 08:13 am (UTC)Denny J De La Haye (though I believe you did deed-polly stuff to put the 'De' in - as this was the original version of your family name.... Ooooh - aren't I flash!!?)
Where did we meet?
The Winston Churchill pub in Dunstable.
How long have you known me?
I've known you to be pretty long... oh, wait... that WASN'T what that question meant, was it?
How well do you know me?
I've heard your life story, but I'd like to roam your mind some more...
Do I smoke?
Does the Pope wear a really fashionable hat? Or I could just say 'very no'.
When you first saw me what did you think?
I did the most amazing comedy double-take seen EVER, before I realised that yes, my eyes were not deceiving me and yes again I had caught that stunningly attractive young man staring at me :)
What was one of the first things I said to you?
"I hear you're into fetish clothing and suchlike. I'm putting together a fetish website. Here, have my card. Mind if I sit down?"
What are my hair & eye colour?
Stunningly beautiful green and soft-as-satin brown. No.... his hair is NOT green....
What's one of my favourite things to do?
Go VROOM. On and off bike..... :)
What's my favourite type of music?
All I know is that you get gorgeously energetic to Disturbed... **watches... mesmerised**. Looooooooooook... iss dancing!
What's my best physical feature?
Did you want the lewd or non-lewd answer....? :o
Am I shy or outgoing?
A shy soul in a body built for exhibitionism...
Would you say I'm funny?
Funny ha-ha or funny perculiar??? Actually.... both.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
You follow YOUR rules. Does that count?
Do I have any special talents?
**grins widely** Ah hem........
Would you consider me a friend?
Until the world ends, and we're all dust.
Have you ever seen me cry?
You nearly did once, but I don't think you realised I noticed. I'd rather drown kittens than see that again...
A good nickname for me would be?
Nny. Because I gave it to you.
Am I in love, and with who?
That's one thing I don't know... I could hazard a guess... but I won't.
Have I ever been hospitalised and what for?
VROOOOOOOM... SPLAT. Need I say more?
Have I ever had a crush on you?
Yes... you've crushed me quite a few times.... oh wait... I buggered that up again, didn't I?
Have you ever had a crush on me?
Couldn't you tell???!!! ;-)
Say anything to me here:
Moo moo moo! I'm voodoo cursing you! FLAN!!! I can smell blood in your urine!!