Q. How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

[denny]

A. Soak it in parafin and then throw a match at it.

(badum, tish)

The mission to entertain bluecassandra last night went fairly well, I think... she looked suitably amused by our antics. I was mildly surprised at the lack of laughing when I managed to tangle myself in lit fire-poi, but maybe I didn't sustain serious enough injuries to be really funny ;) (I lost some skin off one finger to a burn directly from the flames or the wick, and got a larger but less serious burn on my upper inner arm, presumably from one of the chains rather than the other wick)

Anyway, rather the fingers than the hair :)

This evening I'm going to actually try to unpack some of the vast pile of boxes in my flat. I have no idea where I'm going to start on that lot, but at least I'll have some company while I poke it - _neophyte_ is coming over to heckle, and apparently to cook dinner too which is something of a bonus.

Comments

[kotenok.livejournal.com]

Can you mail me address/directions etc please m'dear?

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Didn't we already have this conversation? LJ -> Memories -> Contact Details - where everybody keeps them :)

[kotenok.livejournal.com]

Not sure.. but *goes to look*

Thanks

What sorta time d'you want me?

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

Q. How do you make a dog go 'meow'?

A. Use a circular saw.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

I had it as 'stick a rocket up its arse and light the fuse' :)

[kynetik.livejournal.com]

"rather the fingers than the hair " I think that sums you up perfectly :)

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

It takes something hitting your ggroin to make me really laugh, and even then, I like you, so that kinda reduces the humour value :) Besides, it would have been rude to embarass you when you were being nice.

I forgot to lend you stuff for cooking. sorry. I realised the next morning but then buggered off to stay in a hotel :)

Can i come and heckle you to unpack sometime soon?

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

I turned out to have a solid shelf in my oven anyway, which did a reasonable impression of a baking tray.

Can i come and heckle you to unpack sometime soon?/

Yeah, that'd be good :)

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

OK, will check diary for days when I miught have energy sufficient for heckling. Thursday might work, I've work in the morning but nothing the rest of the day.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Thursday works for me.

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

Bloody client hasn't turned up. And i got scented flowers this morning cos she always smells them, too.

Anyway, yeah, i checked my diary and thursday looks good, i will check with dave when I get back that he wasn't planning on me being around.