Random humour...

[denny]

George W Bush is visiting a primary school and asks the class if they have any questions...

Young Joey gets up and says "I've got 3 questions.
Why did you invade Iraq illegally - without the UN's backing?
Why didn't you find any WMDs?
And why did you torture the prisoners?"

Just then the recess bell goes so GWB says I'll answer you after the break...

When the class resumes Bush again asks "Any questions?"

Another kid stands up and says "Yeah I got 5 questions.
Why did you invade Iraq illegally - without the UN's backing?
Why didnt you find any WMDs?
Why did you torture the prisoners?
Why did the recess bell ring 45 minutes early?
And what have you done with Joey??"

Comments

[world-of-skin.livejournal.com]

Suddenly your last comment to me is slightly less baffling..

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Actually I found the joke because I was googling to try and find where the line had got into my head from. I thought it was Mars Attacks, but I couldn't find any evidence, I guess I'll have to watch it again soon :)

[altered-state.livejournal.com]

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