Want to work at Erotica?

[denny]

From a friend's journal:

Our stuff is going to Erotica, and that means we need someone to sell it. If you can do most of the required days (17-20th November from 11am to 9pm), are willing to prance about in visible stockings, have a constructive attitude to selling things to dodgy blokes, and preferably have big boobs and a liking for being paid a low wage but as many stockings as you can eat, let me know.

The original post was locked, so comment here and I'll pass them on.

Comments

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

I could probably do the Saturday and Sunday, if my arse isn't too big for their liking.

[ulorin-vex.livejournal.com]

I'll do it if it's in London :) (would they pay my train fare? :)

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

It is London, as far as I'm aware. I'll ask about the train fare - how much is it?

[ulorin-vex.livejournal.com]

Depending on where I will be at the time, between 10 and 20 pounds :) (What's the wage like? Though part payment in stockings is welcome, if theyre nice stockings :))

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

They have a huge range of stockings, I'm sure they'll have something you'll like :) I'll point them in this direction when they come back online and I imagine they'll get in touch fairly soon...

[penguin-worship.livejournal.com]

I've got the boobs...could be of interest, though would need to confirm can get the weekdays off the real job

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

*Boob admiration*

: )

[penguin-worship.livejournal.com]

thankyou

*grins*

[djlongfella.livejournal.com]

My God !! you are right, you do have the boobs < blinks at iconage > and appologises for typical blokey comment..:)

[penguin-worship.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

No need to appologise

:P

[fellcat.livejournal.com]

Alas, I'm too fat, too far away, and unable to stand for long periods. Arse.

[djlongfella.livejournal.com]

Have they paid for a power outlet on there stand, I'm thinking cheap hire to project there logo around the place in exchange for my logo installed as weel ?

[djlongfella.livejournal.com]

Gnome, the dancer from the B/PARTY would prob be up for it, text me and I will forward your number...no doubt she would want train fare, her boobs aren't the biggest, but she would sure hand out loadsa flyers...

[arachne.livejournal.com]

I don't have *big* boobs, but they are fantastic - and I have great legs/arse ;)

Also, I'm f'in excellent at retail, and have sold plenty stuff to very dodgy people.

Have worked rotica before, modelling for the Guild of Erotic Artists, yadaa yadda, feel like I'm giving an erotic cv here ;)

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Of course, I'll have to 'check' your 'references'. *coughs*