LHC SmackDown!

In the red corner, for science, weighing in at 17 miles of extreme technology, we have:
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/08/the_large_hadron_collider.html

And in the blue corner, for comedy religion, weighing in at never-before-seen levels of misapplied imagination, we have:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0